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Dick: I don’t know how you do that.

Jason: Do what?

Dick: Make everything sound like a threat. That man looked like he was about to piss himself, and all you did was ask him to step aside so that we could get past. Even when I actively try to sound threatening, no one takes me seriously.

Jason: That’s because you look and sound like the human personification of a warm hug.

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jungkook: there's only one way to decide...

jungkook: rock, paper, scissors !

taehyung: [scissors]

jungkook: [rock]

taehyung: oh no i lost :(

jungkook:

taehyung: :(

jungkook: no no, you won !! this rock is soft !!!

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“his eyes are like angel, but his heart is cold”

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…….. I am looking respectfully, your honor. (I’m not. I’m looking like a whore.)

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Dick: I just noticed Jason is taller than you now, that's so annoying...

Bruce: It's not uncommon for firstborn childern to be shorter than their siblings. Don't let it bother you.

Jason: hear that Dick? You just gotta accept it.

Dick: Who says I am jealou- hold on! We're BOTH adopted! What the /fuck/ are you talking about!

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Dick: Oh, fiddlesticks.

Jason: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

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Barbara: That's a pretty rock.

Dick: Damian gave it to me.

Damian: I threw it at you.

Dick: He's very sweet.

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Bruce always worries when his children disappear or leave Gotham, but he gets even worse when it's Dick or Tim.

This is the thing, Jason goes off world with Kori and Roy and comes back calmer and saner.

Cassandra rarely stays in Gotham. She has a hard time remembering to call home, but she does, and Bruce is immensely happy to hear from her.

Damian goes off and returns with a sense of self and victory. He had a lot of fun with Jon, no one knows what they were up to.

Dick leaves and when he's back, he is carrying 3000 new tons of ✨trauma✨. He's been tortured, held hostage, save a small planet, lost his teammates. It's been a hellish week, let alone a month.

Tim disappears, doesn't call, doesn't text, nobody knows where he is. He comes back one day with a longer criminal record and the loyalty of a gaggle of assorted unhinged individuals.

Bruce trusts Jason, Cass and Damian to be responsible. Dick attracts danger, and Tim stumbles into it instead of sidestepping it.

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Chris: How would a murder attempt look on your record?

Jake: Terrible

Jake: People would know I failed to get the job done

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Claire: You got charged with…breaking into a pet store?

Sherry: I thought the puppies might be lonely.

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Doctor: It's just a small surgery, Jin, don't panic

Hoseok: My name's not Jin

Seokjin, the doctor: I know. I am Jin

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Jimin: Oh, no! Our neighbor died!

Yoongi: Who, Ray?

Jimin: I don't think cheering is appropriate, hyung

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Jungkook: Most dust is human skin flakes therefore Roombas are carnivorous robots, and one day the dust won't satiate them anymore so they will rise and devour us all

Therapist: … Can we go back to your childhood?

Jungkook: One sec-

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Jungkook: I love the term ‘partners’. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigates these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.