Chris: I don't know, but this feels very dangerous. I have a bad feeling about this. Something is going to go wrong. Jill: And that is different from the other times how...?

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Acquired Stardust
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Claire Keane

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@theartofmadeline
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@totallycorrectresidentevil
Chris: I don't know, but this feels very dangerous. I have a bad feeling about this. Something is going to go wrong. Jill: And that is different from the other times how...?
"I'll remember" is the ADHD demon talking. You won't remember. Write it down.
Claire
I just want to do cool teenager stuff, like going to parties and arson.
Manuela
Distant relative"? I assume you are referring to my father?
Wesker
Claire: Were you and Ada kissing?
Leon: What? No, of course not!
Claire: Her lipstick is on your mouth.
Leon: Uh... we just happened to wear the same shade.
He looks cool but if you shake him you can hear his solitary brain cell rattle around like the last bit of candy in a PEZ dispenser.
Hunnigan about Leon
All right, Iāve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Donāt make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I donāt want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see lifeās manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Albert Wesker lemons! Do you know who I am? Iām the man whoās going to burn your house down! With the lemons! Iām going to get my scientists to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Wesker
Claire: I donāt think water makes you jittery.
Chris: It does if itās laced with caffeine. You just drank 960 cups of coffee.
Claire: Oh, that esprains why I talk no butter. [Gasps] Me having stirk?
[Claire continues to chug coffee]
Chris: [Gasps] Why would you drink more?
Claire: My brain wants its fast juice.
Wesker: Why do people believe Iām incapable of doing anything nice?
Chris: Experience.
Ethan: Do you have any idea how crazy you are?
Heisenberg: You mean the nature of this conversation?
Ethan: I mean the nature of you.
Barry: We don't know how to kill this thing! Chris: I thought I might try violence. Jill: Solid call.
Salazar: Kennedy! We meet again! Leon: ...I just saw you three hours ago.
Wesker: Wind shall rise and fog descend, so leave here, all or meet your end! Ohohohoho! Jill: Chris? Comment? Chris: Very bad poetry. Jill: A more USEFUL comment, Chris.
So many stairs. Iād like to fight whoever invented stairs. And push him down these stairs. Just to show him how stupid stairs are.
Leon, running around the police station
Steve: ā¦'cause you're pretty, and you're smart, and you're ignoring me, so you're obviously my type. Claire: *not paying attention* Claire: ā¦I'm sorry, what were you saying? Steve: Perfect.
things have only gotten worse since i started making everything worse
Wesker
Leon: Is Claire always like this when she loses? Chris: Oh, yes. You shouldāve been here for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2008. Claire: YOU BUMPED THE TABLE AND YOU KNOW IT!