[nomisong]

[bertie wooster voice] good lord! it's brutal out here, what?

[chemicalico]

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

[angel-derangement]

Perhaps it will come as a surprise that Dr House, contrary to expected wisdom,¹ retorted at this juncture that the hygiene drug would kill the patient. If indeed this is truly surprising, it pales in comparison to House’s suggested alternative: the bold assertion that the patient required the mouse bites to live.²

1. House, G. et al. (2004) Unforeseen Malignancies Associated with Hygiene Drug in Cases of Mouse Bite Related Nose Blood

2. This vexes me.

[kirbware]

[modernbaseball]

Requesting Maxwell's Silver Hammer at the club

[aqwult]

i'm off the penn don't teller

[geckosart4000]

Do NOT hit the gas station pen.

[plumslices]

literally do it even if youre stupid <3

[mylifeinstopmotion]

Visit Original Link

Silver Springs - Fleetwood Mac

Time casts a spell on you, but you won’t forget me I know I could have loved you, but you would not let me

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[389]

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[mrsterlingeverything]

Do u guys like me as evil or good cuz im flexible

[mausspacearchive]

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

[csny]

[fairycosmos]

person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control

[gabrielferaud]

Photo from Garry Kasparov’s website titled Karpov watching, 1985

“I know Kasparov as well as I know anyone. I know his smell. I can read him by that. I recognize the smell when he is excited and I know when he is scared. We may be enemies, but we are intimate enemies.”

Anatoly Karpov in Paul Hoffmann’s memoir King’s Gambit