me and the devil

was walkin' side by side.  +

[charliemolson-blog]

[As Charlotte gets out of the subway station, she looks around her]

Oh great.. Where am I?

[leonpahinui-archive]

Houston Street. 

[Leon answers, pointing to the sign, looking down at the woman.] Are you lost?

[poppy-lille]

True. Doesn’t bother me much, even when people mistake me for an underage boy. Honestly, I prefer it. Don’t have to worry about the upkeep. 

[leonpahinui-archive]

No one will be able to complain about you taking forever to get ready, either. 

Though I honestly don't see how someone could mistake you for a boy. 

[poppy-lille]

The possibilities are endless.

Ghost dick could quite possibly be the best dick I would get in this lifetime. I mean with this bald head and too skinny body I’m not seeing any real men lining up to give me some big O’s.

[leonpahinui-archive]

Nothing wrong with no hair. If Sigourney Weaver can do it, so can you. 

[poppy-lille]

Of course. Tried smack and I ended up licking someone’s face for the better end of the night - so weed all the way. I wouldn’t mind being haunted if I was going to get some good rock star ghost sex, but a girl can dream.

[leonpahinui-archive]

Well that's sounds like a, well, an interesting kind of experience. 

Is it even possible to do it with a ghost? I always thought they'd be, y'know, incorporeal. 

[poppy-lille]

Maybe someone like Bob Marley? I would totally pass a spliff with him if possible. He’s not a rock star, but a fucking legend so it’s all good.

[leonpahinui-archive]

Bob would probably be a good choice - better to pick a pothead than a smackhead, right? You know one of those bastards would haunt the shit outta you. 

[poppy-lille]

See, while I’m a daredevil, i’m not sure if I’m ready to call forth some kind of crazy invisible demon out of Paranormal Activity. 

But maybe it is worth the risk? 

[leonpahinui-archive]

I think it all depends on who you try to speak to, honestly. I think if you picked someone chill you might be okay. 

[jessicaisgray]

[poppy-lille]

I was wondering… can you use a Ouija board to sext dead rockstar’s? 

[leonpahinui-archive]

You could definitely try. 

[gusflowers]

How’d ye manage that?

[leonpahinui-archive]

I just sat on it, ended up on the floor on my ass. 

It just fuckin' collapsed, it was terrible!

[leonpahinui-archive]

So I maybe might've broken a chair at work today. 

Good job me. 

[thirat-atthiraride]

[leonpahinui-archive]

don’t fuck with the natives

[stubborngallows-deactivated2014]

[shoshannalefevre]

[Shoshanna nodded, turning away to stare at her own drink at the moment in contemplation.]

Well then forget I asked, I suppose.

[leonpahinui-archive]

I... [Leon sighs, raking a hand through his hair before dragging it down his face, brow puckered.] Aroha's getting married, okay? To a guy I used to go to school with. Anahera's really upset about it.

[gusflowers]

Are you okay…?

[leonpahinui-archive]

Y.. Oh, Gus. Hey, man. Yeah, I'm okay. 

You want a beer?

[shoshannalefevre]

Okay, so talk to me.

[leonpahinui-archive]

I'm not really sure barside therapy is something I need right now. 

[shoshannalefevre]

[Shoshanna sighed, but decided that she wouldn’t take his cold shoulder personally as she had asked for it in her own for by disappearing.]

So, are you going to keep being angry at me? Passive aggressiveness doesn’t suit you, beau.

[leonpahinui-archive]

[Leon lifted a brow, glancing over at Shoshanna.]

I'm not angry, Shosh. I've got other stuff on my mind. 

[shoshannalefevre]

Need some company? [She was a little hesitant due to their last conversation, but she wouldn’t lie that she was glad they bumped into each other.]

[leonpahinui-archive]

[Leon glanced up when someone spoke, surprised to see Shoshanna standing there. He considered her a moment before shrugging, setting his glass down and motioning for the bar tender to bring him another.]

Feel free.