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I found this zodiac bot that connects your library to a sign and this, i wanted to do
Capricorn Sun, Scorpio Moon, Sag Rising, Pisces Venus
im going to tag: @immortalink @weirdasstrology @kiwi-astrology @k-rising @aoca @ovur @oddastrology @d4rkpluto @d4rkvenus @bakwaaas @glitterheartz @canceriancarmen @4amaesthetiicx
Virgo: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful...
Leo: I just wanna fucking marry Libra!!
Cop: You ran a red light.
Leo: So did you, hypocrite.
Cop: I was following you.
Leo: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Cop: Get out.
Libra: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Leo: Okay.
Libra: And make out during the scary parts.
Leo: Th-
Leo: The scary parts.
Leo: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Leo: I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
Cancer: What was the rage all about?
Leo: Virgo wouldn’t stop to let me get McDonald’s french fries.
Gemini: As they told me, Sagittarius's birthday coming up and they were asking for 64 placed netherite blocks under the Christmas tree-The Christmas Burt, look (breaks wall to show giant)
Leo: You guys are the most ridiculous-
Gemini: That's what they asked for! They literally messaged me in-game and said (greatly exaggerated fire sign accent) "Gemi! Gemi! Gemini! I'm Sagittarius! I'm a fire sign, I want uh netherite bwocks, for Christmas- Mass, man. For all the children out there.
Aries: For all the one children out there. Really only one Sagittarius.
Gemini: Just Sagittarius. Really, mainly just Sagittarius.
Leo: No.
Gemini: Ok can you put Sagittarius back on? (Whispers) Watch this, Aries.
Sagittarius: Hey.
Gemini: As you know, it's Leo's birthday coming up, he just said on the call, he was asking for- Were you in the room? When he was on the call by the way?
Sagittarius: Yeah. I was.
Gemini: ...
Gemini: ...
Gemini: As you know it's my birthday coming up-
Aquarius: I could do your job in my sleep, wake up, and still kick your butt on the way!
Aries: You talk about my butt a lot. I think you like it
Leo: It’s a good butt
Leo, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today! Sagittarius: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
Leo, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know! Aquarius: How? Leo: How what? Aquarius: How could they be worse? Leo: They couldn’t, I lied. Aquarius:
Cancer: You kidnapped Leo? That’s illegal! Gemini: But Cancer, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Leo, or destroying our dreams? Cancer: Kidnapping Leo, Gemini!!! Sagittarius: CAncer, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them! Cancer: What, to kidnap people?!?! Sagittarius: To work together! Cancer: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?! Aries: Cancer, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.
Aquarius: Is having a penis fun? Gemini: It has its ups and downs. Scorpio: Sometimes it’s a little hard. Aries: It’s a pain in the ass. Leo: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.
Aquarius: This is a mistake Leo, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day! Aquarius: But not today Leo, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
Virgo: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Leo: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Virgo, desperately, as Leo bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Leo: Oh! B positive. Virgo: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Leo:
Aquarius: Truth or dare? Leo: Dare Aquarius: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room Leo: Hey Libra? Libra, blushing: Yeah? Leo: Could you move? I’m trying to get to the mirror
Libra: How's the sexiest person here~? Leo: I don't know, how are they~? Libra, flustered: I- Aquarius, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
Leo, texting Cancer: Cancer! Help I’m being kidnapped
Cancer: Where are you?
Leo: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Cancer: I’ll call Aquarius.
Aquarius, answering their cell: Y’ello?
Cancer: Where’s Leo? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Aquarius: Leo? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Aquarius: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Aquarius: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD
Leo: WHO ARE YOU?!
Aquarius: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold? Leo: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house. Sagittarius: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million. Leo: Good thinking.
