All da ladies luv Leo

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[leotheflameohotman]

Yo! I'm Leo Valdez, (any pronouns is fine, I just default to he/they) Piper told me to get a tumblr: so here I am!

I am super-ADHD soooooooooooooooooooooooooo be patient with me

ooc under the cut:

Hi! This is a rp side blog of @genderfluidsgetguns. I am obviously not famous young adult fantasy book character Leo Valdez from the Camp Half-Blood saga of books by Rick Riordan, sadly. I am only up to HoH so I don't know everything there is to know about this funky li'l guy!

tags:

#leoposting: when I am posting in character as Leo Valdez #leo is out of character!: when I am posting out of character #leo answers your burning questions: Me answering an ask #leo being a bit fruity: me being a bit fruity

[leotheflameohotman]

Whoa, boy, I haven't seen Jason and Piper in a while, but Lester and Meg are going to go see them, so I hope I get to see them soon. Especially Jason, hope I see that guy

[leotheflameohotman]

The battle was tough, many good men and women fell that night. But Frank, that crazy guy, he single-handedly changed the tides. I could only stay for so long—apparently zombies weren't as flammable as I first thought.

But, we won! Now, I'm flying on Festus to go see Lester and Meg

[leotheflameohotman]

I see....Lester, Meg and...PIPER!

Aw man, she's gonna be so mad when I turn up.

Oh, and Jason will too

Hey.

Hey, where is he?

Where's Jason?

[leotheflameohotman]

Whoa, boy, I haven't seen Jason and Piper in a while, but Lester and Meg are going to go see them, so I hope I get to see them soon. Especially Jason, hope I see that guy

[leotheflameohotman]

The battle was tough, many good men and women fell that night. But Frank, that crazy guy, he single-handedly changed the tides. I could only stay for so long—apparently zombies weren't as flammable as I first thought.

But, we won! Now, I'm flying on Festus to go see Lester and Meg

[frank-zhang-praetor-deactivated]

Google search how kiss boy

Leo, do you like Jason. Why are you flooding my inbox. Is there something you wanna tell me.

Ooc - GO CHECK UR MESSAGES. IVE SENT YOU A MILLION

[leotheflameohotman]

Nuh-uh

ooc: DUDE I GET ANXIOUS WHEN PEOPLE ARE IN MY DMs WITHOUT MY CONSENT

[leotheflameohotman]

so I tried to turn right up I forgot which way right was, so I did thing with the hands

anyway

I crashed Festus

[leotheflameohotman]

are you dating anyone?

if so, how does one flirt

(PLEASE IM PAINFULLY SINGLE, I WANT A GF)

SAMMMEEE ANON

I kinda like Jason and Piper and Cal (and everyone else on The Seven)

also what makes you think I can flirt?

[leotheflameohotman]

Whoa, boy, I haven't seen Jason and Piper in a while, but Lester and Meg are going to go see them, so I hope I get to see them soon. Especially Jason, hope I see that guy

[leotheflameohotman]

OOC:

holy shit I forgot I had this account, sorry y'all

[leotheflameohotman]

Wanna hear some amazing poetry 😻

yeah, but i swear to the gods if it's a fucking limerick

[punkassthalia]

THALIA

THALS

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHALLLLLIIIAAAAAA

hi :3

GOOD GODS HI BUD

[leotheflameohotman]

your brother hot

[i-love-your-father]

Brain: ___ yourself

Me: what?! Why?! I’ve had a good day!!

Brain: …

Me:…

Brain: gay sex. Passionate gay sex. Men. Men. Gay se-

[bill-son-of-boreas]

That last sentence is me.

[i-love-your-father]

How did you find my OOC blog

[bill-son-of-boreas]

Huh?? Who are you?? I just found it while scrolling

[i-love-your-father]

Apollo 💀

[bill-son-of-boreas]

which apollo? @the-god-of-sun?

[also make apollo hunters!!! /joke]

[i-love-your-father]

Yeah

(Never)

[bill-son-of-boreas]

k

(🖕🏻)

[i-love-your-father]

(I think that would be disrespectful to Artemis. [the actual goddess].)

[bill-son-of-boreas]

(But artemis doesn’t exist irl??? I don’t understand how you can disrespect nothing. Unless your talking about the roleplayer)

[leotheflameohotman]

(ooc: op is hellenic polytheistic, so, he believe in the greek gods 'n' junk. Like how Christians believe in God and Jesus)

[leotheflameohotman]

Is your type brown haired men with purple eyes? Or blonde hair with blue eyes?? 🤨

my type is men.

[leotheflameohotman]

the fucks your problem?

you wanna list or?

[leotheflameohotman]

leo can you PLEASE stop trying to fuck my uncles

~Liz, daughter of Dionysus and hunter of Artemis

no

simply stop being related to hot people

[i-fucked-your---mom]

just pleas don't try to fuck my mom

(she's the one I got my looks from according to my dad)

[leotheflameohotman]

:)

[i-fucked-your---mom]

shes also married

[leotheflameohotman]

just cuz there's a goalie doesn't mean I can't score

[i-fucked-your---mom]

... She's in her 40's

[leotheflameohotman]

all I'm hearin', is MILF

[i-fucked-your---mom]

well ok I have like 3 moms

My mortal mom (the nice and married one)

@lady-artemis

And

@zoe-can-see-the-stars-again (she and Artemis are married so that automatically makes her my mom)

[zoe-can-see-the-stars-again]

@leotheflameohotman you better watch yourself, i know how to use a knife

[leotheflameohotman]

that. is hot.

[zoe-can-see-the-stars-again]

im in your closet, you better watch out

[leotheflameohotman]

you're tryin' to threaten me, but all I'm hearin' is offers I cannot ignore

[leotheflameohotman]

leo can you PLEASE stop trying to fuck my uncles

~Liz, daughter of Dionysus and hunter of Artemis

no

simply stop being related to hot people

[i-fucked-your---mom]

just pleas don't try to fuck my mom

(she's the one I got my looks from according to my dad)

[leotheflameohotman]

:)

[i-fucked-your---mom]

shes also married

[leotheflameohotman]

just cuz there's a goalie doesn't mean I can't score

[i-fucked-your---mom]

... She's in her 40's

[leotheflameohotman]

all I'm hearin', is MILF

[i-fucked-your---mom]

well ok I have like 3 moms

My mortal mom (the nice and married one)

@lady-artemis

And

@zoe-can-see-the-stars-again (she and Artemis are married so that automatically makes her my mom)

[zoe-can-see-the-stars-again]

@leotheflameohotman you better watch yourself, i know how to use a knife

[leotheflameohotman]

that. is hot.

[leotheflameohotman]

Time to move onto Hyacinthus 😈🙏 /j /j /hj /perchsnce

The fuck does perchsnce mean

[leotheflameohotman]

leo can you PLEASE stop trying to fuck my uncles

~Liz, daughter of Dionysus and hunter of Artemis

no

simply stop being related to hot people

[i-fucked-your---mom]

just pleas don't try to fuck my mom

(she's the one I got my looks from according to my dad)

[leotheflameohotman]

:)

[i-fucked-your---mom]

shes also married

[leotheflameohotman]

just cuz there's a goalie doesn't mean I can't score

[i-fucked-your---mom]

... She's in her 40's

[leotheflameohotman]

all I'm hearin', is MILF

[i-fucked-your---mom]

well ok I have like 3 moms

My mortal mom (the nice and married one)

@lady-artemis

And

@zoe-can-see-the-stars-again (she and Artemis are married so that automatically makes her my mom)

[lady-artemis]

Leo Sam Valdez choose your next response VERY carefully

[leotheflameohotman]

.......................................................................................................................yes.