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nolan’s odyssey is such a textbook study on the idiocy and dangers of presentism. yes of course penelope is a modern day feminist who wants to rule ithaca by herself. they make telemachus say that GREECE IS THE GREATEST CIVILIZATION IN THE WORLD as if the entire point of the massing of achaeans at troy for one unified cause isn’t spectacular precisely because THERE IS NO CONCEPT OF A UNIFIED GREECE NATIONS DO NOT EXISTTTTTT YETTTTT. literally 101 on historical writing is making sure that you’re avoiding strict periodization because the people living in a “period” will not identify themselves that way. ever. five million cheeky nods to “the sea peoples” but we’re being cute and coy and calling them “the people from the sea.” the obsession with xenia but refusal to call it xenia yes let’s say “zeus’s law” a hundred times and reduce it to the literal expectation that any stranger could be a god in disguise. how was penelope just hanging out in the main hall of the palace with her husband’s dinner guests while they were playing with weapons with her HAIR COMPLETELY DOWN no veil no nothing just chilling casually. comical. stoppppp making movies that engage in historical viewpoints if you’re going to slather a modernized coat of paint over the top. “the past is a foreign country, they do things differently there.” or fucking whatever.
ALSO ODYSSEUS LITERALLY JUST GOES TO TROY HE JUST GOESSSSSSSS they don’t even TRY to put baby telemachus in the paper shredder he just dips without a fuss. they change odysseus hanging the maids to penelope kicking melantho out for girlboss reasons and they TOOK AWAY MY BAG OF WIND #mybagofwind they also took away the dipshit that falls off of circe’s roof and dies. deeply shallow meaningless movie.
I hate this movie but also love it but also what the FUCKKKKKKKKKKING FUCK
it’s like Christopher Nolan has a little devil on his shoulder and also an angel but he can’t tell which one is which so he takes both ideas into consideration and goes with either half the time
i thought the “this is the face that launched a thousand ships, although now it would maybe be five-hundred.” line was just an internet joke but apparently that's a line Menelaus actually says in Nolan's Odyssey??
Not only that the language itself sounds straight out of a marvel forcibly funny haha moment, but Menelaus? The Menelaus who all thoughout human history, from Homer, to Sappho, to Euripides, to Virgil, to Shakespeare, to Brooke, to Barth; from Classical vases to Medieval poetry to Reinessance art, has been known as the man whose sword fell from his hands at the sight of his wife after 10 years apart?
"What joy for me to hold my wife" Menelaus?
"He flung the sword away, and kissed her feet" Menelaus?
"I believe all. I understand nothing. I love you" Menelaus?
"I have no fault to find; my wife, he daughter of Zeus and Leda, is mine again, she whom her brothers on their snow-white steeds, whilst torches blazed, made my happy bride, but gods removed her from my home." Menelaus?
The Menelaus who was picked out of the suitors by Helen herself? The Menelaus who couldn't kill a begging Trojan so his brother had to do it for him? The Menelaus who rescued Odysseus and got out Patroclus' body? The Menelaus who volounteered to fight Paris one on one so everybody could go home? Who kept expressing his guilt about himself being the cause of war through every assembly he spoke at in the Iliad? Who after 10 years away at Troy, took his wife through a 7-year long journey at sea back home, where he reinstated her as the queen of Sparta? Who wept like a child in front of Telemachus recalling the war and his brother and all the friends he lost and the only consolation being his wife' gentle hand on his?
You want me to believe that man scarred Helen's face and called her only worth half the ships because of it?
I'm actually physically sick just thinking about it.
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where the FUCK is Aeolus and Hermes. No moly nor windbag.
eurylochus mentioned one time
not one Greek person casted
cinematography was kinda peak
why is Agamemnon walking slow as fuck and badass into Troy. That’s fucking dumb. And why is his armer BadAss™️ compared everyone else😭😭😭😭 like, it’s UNCANNY. GENUINELY.
tom Holland and zendaya jumpscare
woke feminist Penelope/j
Odysseus was not tan and didn’t have long hair after not cutting his hair for 20 years and being in the sun for 20 years what is this. Why.
I think it’s kinda funny that them twisting it to be like ‘mmmm nope, Zeus’ law” is their post Trojan war equivalent of incels on Reddit or parents being like ‘respect my disrespect’
still can’t get over Agamemnon’s armor. Genuinely. here I’ll literally put a picture if I can find it.
That’s fucking dumb he looks like those douchebag wrapped Teslas that drive too fast in your neighborhood
I’m just a man reference I think? They literally used the motif while Odysseus stared off into the sunset
puppy thrown over a cliff
no astyanax (I’d take that baby and yeet it off a tower)
Ajax mention once
Odysseus vs a room full of dirty Trojan war rejects and yeah
Scylla scene is criminally short and so is Charybdis and the whirlpool but I get it it’s a three hour movie already
seriously though where is the home of the wind gods 😒😒😒
also why the ever loving fuck is Odysseus hesitating to come home??? I hate you Nolan you bastard he would not do that
they js. They js lwk left tom holland😭😭
overall this movie is good if you are uneducated and like action movies and bad if you know things. I believe it was made for the general audience and not for the odyssey enjoyers so that’s probably why it sucks.
hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"
like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause
