Ask Leo McShizzle Bad Boy Supreme

my name is leo valdez (aka repair boy), son of hephaestus. if you have questions, my ask box is open! [Roleplay blog]

[demidorks]

I miss him 💙

[yendts]

missed them

[demidorks]

I miss him 💙

[iamkingoftheempire]

leoooo

[vaguelyhumanoidshadow]

Leo: I cOuLd fIX hiM. Well I could accept him as he is. The atrocities are part of him and I’ve decided that they’re funny

[the-yaoi-princess]

Jason doesn’t even flirt with Leo, he just occasionally bares his soul in a romantic monologue and hopes it turns out alright

[batsrxute]

Los novios

[yendts]

missed them

[forrpercyy]

protecting Percy is very srs to her that’s literally herr boy ↕️

[forrpercyy]

Piper Piper Piper

[seburristars]

nico and leo have severe eating issues in hoh and it is completely overlooked.

two lines i remember vividly-- jason sees nico eating a grape at breakfast and comments that it'll probably be all he'll eat that day. note-- not verbally, but it was a line written from jason's perspective. then, leo in ogygia is told by calypso that he hasn't eaten in two days.

both times this is treated like a joke. both of these characters are canonically underweight. leo's is probably a body type thing, since he's always been described as scrawny outside of these periods and only goes without eating becaude of hyperfixation on his work. but nico? i can't recall him being described as scrawny when he was happy and healthy with bianca. i can assume him being underweight can be attributed directly to his behaviour of not eating.

even if they arent or weren't underweight directly because of this behavior-- it's still NOT OKAY behaviour? and the books still treat it like a JOKE. im so upset i can't do this

[diary-of-a-demigod]

i fucking hate the animal heads in the big house, the deer (moose???) keeps fucking growling at me and it tried to BITE ME

-g.u.

[fizzfags]

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

[poppitron360]

I think Valgrace stans don't exploit the fact that Leo and Jason canonically played Mario Party together at camp enough

[demigod-shenanigans]

New problem! How do I get Leo through this conversation with the gods without one of them frying him into a grease spot

[demigod-shenanigans]

I’ve said this before in an ask but Nico and Jason have wildly different definitions of “glow in the dark-boyfriend” and it amuses me to no end

Because obviously Will can start glowing like a lamp which is convenient and not in any way inherently dangerous so no warning is needed and Nico doesn’t need to let go of his hand or anything when he does it

But then Leo will go “oh hey I can do that too”, lets go of Jason’s hand and just lights himself on fire without warning

[dropovers]

[raevenlywrites]

You’ve heard of Apollo’s dodgeball now get ready for Artemis’s sick dunks