Emoomoo

Hey! My name is Emily and I’m 28. This blog is mostly going to be a hot mess of different things. I will also occasionally upload my own writing. My dragon age fanfiction is for-the-dales.tumblr.com

[animentality]

[chronicallyhomoerotic]

this is a poem. To me.

[blurds]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

[luxshine]

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

[falconratesbirds]

14/10 doing his best

[littleguysdaily]

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[mephostophilis]

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

[spell-fox]

For context Farage can't be prosecuted for this while not in office. His tactic is to be re-elected to show he is a man of the people beating all other parties (and therefore laws don't apply??). Other parties have chosen not to run ostensibly because it lends legitimacy to his stunt but more likely because it is a Reform stronghold and they are unlikely to challenge him anyway.

Except in the hour of need, a binface stepped up.

So either he gets in and is prosecuted, or he loses to a bin.

[magicratfingers]

and so every ten years the cycle begins anew

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thetreeofliberty]

[mtfoss]

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

[luxwing]

Lemme get a little sippy

[noknowshame]

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

[xiaohongshu-for-you]

[koi-jyu]

HOW IS MY SISTER STRAIGHT UP CARRYING A GUZHENG?????

[piracypiranha]

SIS IS FUCKING BUFF

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i am kissing you on the mouth right now

you are the only person who understands me. you and the person who tagged a series of unfortunate events

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

[animentality]

Link to the gay porn library of Alexandria.

Happy pride.

[rivers-thoughts]

This is actually super cool from a media preservation stand point!!

[drtrinitysantos]

sdxfcgvzdxfcgvhzdxfcgvhbjnkmlcgvhbjnk science

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[marlinspirkhall]

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

[varsityhearts]

no matter how bad it gets it cannot possibly be as bad as it was this time last year when i was using all my free time to replace the music in captain america the winter soldier with 2000s pop hits

[jssangel]

The timing of the lyric “shut up and drive” and then “under my hood” is crystalline genius.

[onthedriftinthetardis]

Dear Trans Kids

We know it's scary out there.

Remember:

You know who you are.

You will find your people.

Take care of yourselves.

Take care of each other.

We see you. We love you. You belong.

And we won't stop fighting for you.

[Like to co-sign]

[create4sims]

My Sims 4 Realistic Save File V4 is out for everyone🌊 (free)

This updated save features a complete rebuild and lore expansion of Brindleton Bay (Cats & Dogs EP), transforming the world into a more realistic, lived-in, and story-driven place.

‼️This save file also includes all of my previously released worlds: Newcrest, Willow Creek, Sulani, and Henford-on-Bagley.

DOWNLOAD FREE

✨ What's included? 🏡 16 new builds: homes, businesses, rentals, community lots, custom venues, and a vacation rental. 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Complete makeovers for all the Brindleton Bay families (Hecking, Delgato, and Lynx). 🆕 4 brand-new households with their own stories.

Whether you love realistic gameplay, rotational saves, or simply exploring beautifully designed worlds, I hope you'll have as much fun playing in this version as I had creating it. ❤️

🎥 Watch the full Brindleton Bay tour on my YouTube channel. 📥 Download link is in the comments.

[emoomoo]

There is an alarming lack of Testaments fics and I’m extremely tempted to write a fix it fic where the girls get out and Gilead is on its way out because of them and they get to stay at a cool house in Toronto with June, Janine, and bunch of other former handmaids who help deprogram them. Serena shows up too because my bad opinion ship is junexserena (you’ll pry toxic yuris from my cold dead hands).

Also Luke gets to reunite with his daughter and becomes The Dad of All Time to the girls and teaches Garth (who’s there too) how to do normal as teenage boy things.

I just love my traumatized found family