Ash Says Things

1997, Gemini, INFP. She/Her, They/Them. Has too many sideblogs. FORMERLY ZEXEOS-GX. 

[pocketdogs]

the perfect loaf

[bunniechuu]

[thememedaddy]

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[pocketdogs]

widdle

[forest-woman]

[laurierrose]

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

[6qubed]

buying landlord paints should put you on a watchlist

[imsopopfly]

The first thing I did after moving in was paint my master bathroom turquoise. Guest bathroom got painted grey, but only because I made every piece of decor in there Batman- themed. Wanted to match the Batman color scheme but painting everything black would have made it too claustrophobic and after growing up in a yellow bedroom I never want a yellow wall anywhere in my house ever

[6qubed]

...I would like to see the Batman Room™, please

[meangirlnurse]

it’s very simple. either you respect chihuahuas or i kill you

[cheeso]

theres no difference between exercise and black magic both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become

[urulokid]

this is the most inspiring thing i have ever read

[dontlistentothemmoose]

reblog to reclaim your power

couch to 5k necromancy

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

You are not supposed to tell people this

[flying-potato2]

[cupcakeshed]

Wait what the fuck

[cocaineyoga]

Good morning friends

Saturdayyyyyy

[fandom-ash]

Genderqueer flag does not have great colors so here’s my take on it.

Orange is healing / health and cyan is magic, both from the OG pride flag. White is transitional and represents “beyond”, as in “beyond any confines”.

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the last food you ate is your nickname now how is it going

good

bad

great

awful

results

Remaining time: 23 hours 38 minutes

[typewriter-worries]

where's that picture that ruined my life

[typewriter-worries]

found it

[typewriter-worries]

this comic did the same thing

[certified-silly-guy]

LOCK IN LOCK IN LOCK IN.

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

But I don’t wanna…

[toadbreath]

👀

[eddieintheocean]

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[sanguine-squid]

where is any higher quality version of this image

[satellites-halo]

can't find anything other than this which has maybe 5 extra pixels

[sergal]

[solitairie]

now dance fucker dance man he never had a chance