If Mistborn Era 1 Characters Had Access to YouTube...
As requested by anon. :)
YouTube has come to Era 1 Scadrial! And wouldn't you know it...it's pretty much the exact same YouTube we have on earth. Crazy how that works!
I did one other list about characters having YouTube channels (link here), so if you're wondering where Kelsier & Vin are, please see that previous list. :)
1. TenSoon: Cannot stop watching pet grooming videos
TenSoon: [staring fixedly as the big fluffy dog gets his coat blown out with a high velocity dryer, sending clumps of fur everywhere] Vin: Uh, TenSoon...? Vin: Do you perhaps want to experience...? TenSoon: Don't be ridiculous.
2. Marsh: Cannot stop watching pet grooming videos
Marsh: [staring fixedly as the big fluffy dog gets his coat blown out with a high velocity dryer, sending clumps of fur everywhere] Kelsier: Uh, Marsh...? Kelsier: Do you want to get a dog...? Marsh: Don't be ridiculous.
3. Allrianne & Breeze: Cannot stop watching ASMR Slime-Making Videos
Allrianne & Breeze: [totally locked in, staring mesmerized at the manicured hands going schhkt schhht in the slime] Breeze: I can't believe I resisted watching these for so long... Allrianne: I TOLD you!
4. Sazed: Has a channel called The Religion Guy
Sazed: It is Day 19 of trying to find a religion for Kelsier to join. Sazed: Kelsier, allow me to introduce you to a religion that is all about honoring the dead...by bringing punishment to those responsible. Kelsier: I can't say I'm not intrigued. Sazed: Let me paint you a picture...
5. Tindwyl: Watches a lot of Defunctland
Sazed: Well this seems...outside of your normal interests. Tindwyl: I came for the excellent research, and stayed for the barely suppressed rage at the idiosyncrasies of those in power. Sazed: ...I'll make the popcorn.
6. Ham: Watches a lot of Kurzgesagt
Dockson: Ham, if you continue to send me links to this YouTube channel, I WILL block you. Ham: Just give them a try! Believe me--you'll learn a lot!
7. Spook: Has a gaming channel
Spook: Well, chat, now that I've played 90,000 hours of Celeste, I've found that I can actually do the whole game with my eyes closed. Spook: ... Spook: I'm sure it's healthy.
8. Zane: Watches horror game lore videos
Zane: Five Nights at Freddy's is deeper than you might think, you know. Vin: Please stop following me.
9. The Lord Ruler: Watches bird feeder cams
Inquisitor #1: Is he in his hut again? Inquisitor #2: Yup. Inquisitor #1: Is he...still watching bird cams on YouTube? Inquisitor #2: He likes the snowy ones.
10. Elend: Will start his YouTube channel any day now
Elend: I think this was a great planning session for Philosophy Boys! Jastes: This channel is going to be SO GOOD once we start it! Telden: We're really going to change some minds. Kevoux: Here, here! Elend: Yeah, I bet in another couple of months we'll be ready to launch! [Narrator's voice: And then they never did]
