That’s Mister Johnny Topside To You

I make blowing up megaton look like a good idea

[breezykitty7]

vault hunter: bullymong

hammerlock, an intellectual: bonerfart

[awaywardmind]

some douchebag: those tumblr sjws won’t be happy unless a character is like, lgbt and disabled and a person of color, but a character like that just wouldn’t be realistic or interesting, they’d just be pandering!!

sir hammerlock, a gay man of color with numerous prosthetics:

[aleatoryw]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Apparently at conservative birthday parties the host eats all the cake and the guests fight over the crumbs that trickle down.

[nbian-moved]

full offense but having ‘terfs fuck off’ in ur bio and reblogging those ‘reblog to make a terf mad’ posts and reblogging like 2 posts that say trans women are women does not mean u support trans women in any way lmao. like if u really care about trans women, instead of just angering the people that are literally murdering them, support trans women instead. make space for them in women’s spaces. advocate for them consistently. actually listen to them and their struggles. actively do what you can to protect trans women, actively do what you can to liberate trans women.

fighting oppressors is not the same as supporting the oppressed.

[little-witchys-cottage]

Homophobes be like

Homophobes: alphabet people 😂

Homophobes: [ enter slur here ]

Me: straightie.

Homophobes: 😰 why would you call me that?

Me: nasty het

Homophobes: you shouldn't call people slurs 😩

Me: hetero

Homophobes: this is discrimination!!! 😱

Me: pike off cis

Homophobes: that's slur 😵

Me: cissy

Homophobes: 😱 THE 😰 OPPRESSION 😨 IS 😫 REAL!!!

😤 YOU'RE 😡 ATTACKING 😵 ME 😩 FOR 😣 MY 😢 SEXUALITY!!!! 😥

👿 WHY 😰 BRING 😧 MY 😷 SEXUALITY 😭 UP?! 😠

[little-witchys-cottage]

Nonbinary people don't have to be androgynous.

[activistnyc-deactivated20200530]

#SayHerName: A Vigil in Remembrance of Black Women and Girls Killed by the Police. Although Black women are killed, raped and beaten by the police, their experiences are rarely foregrounded in our popular understanding of racialized state violence.

[oh-shit-sweet-flips]

Straight Romances I Care About

1. Barry and Lup

2. Duck and Minerva

3. Magnus and Julia

4.

[flareguncalamity]

Griffin: if you want to see development with some of these NPCs you’re gonna have to hang out with them-

Travis, Justin, and Clint, simultaneously:

[ducknerva-rights]

this binch empty

[charlesoberonn]

People in their 20s through 40s: I still have nightmares about school sometimes.

School System: This is normal. I see no problem here.

[luidilovins]

Two years. After graduation I would wake up with a panic attack if I heard loud vehicles like garbage trucks outside my window because I thought I overslept and missed the bus.

My younger sister enters high school and one time my mom asked my sister if she had her homework done. And I thought my mom was talking to me and I blurted out "HOLY SHIT I FORGOT." I was shaking for a good 20 minutes from the adrenaline. I hadn't had homework in three years.

Several years out of high school I get anxious going to the bathroom at my job thinking my manager or supervisor is going to stop me and give me shit for slacking off or not asking permission. I hold it for hours on end. I drink less water.

Four years after graduation I show up to work with a 104 degree fever. I'm pulling a pallet and pass out from exasution. It doesn't last long and I'm still okay.

To this day I hear people giggling and assume they're laughing at me. I assume everyone is going to treat me like a highschooler would. Or worse a teacher. When I'm pulled into an office I assume I'm getting into trouble. I'm terrified of people asssuming I'm stupid or lazy or a flake.

I graduated in 2014.

[property-is-theft-deactivated20]

Now lets step back and think about how all of this serves the interests of capital. Our formative years are spent making us deathly terrified of lateness, and fulfilling basic human needs at the expense of productivity. It makes us cowardly and submissive in the face of authority. It drives us into work sick and gives a psyche that always pesters us with "why aren't you doing more"?

Schools are like THAT for a reason

[heart-break-beat-mlm]

the inherent homoerotic tension of playing minecraft with your crush

[pinestims-deactivated20210904]

boys are so dumb why do i like them

[loveliestmlm]

I want boyed friend to cuddle

[homunculus-argument]

historical text: contains the word “urinomancy”

rational brain: This is the medieval word for the medical evaluation of urine, which was an important source of information before the era of modern medical tests.

me, beating my fists on the table: PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD

[tilthedayidice]

New dnd class I gotta try out

[eternal-fractal]

@internet-fae-incarnate

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

Guys I love my new job so much my boss is so nice we have paid breaks and can eat and drink off the menu free all day it’s iconic

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

inch resting how i work for a lil independent coffee shop that isn’t a huge corporate chain and my boss is the actual owner and he like works with us doing the same shit we do, pays all his staff the london living wage (which is more than the legal minimum wage), gives us paid breaks, provides lunch and drinks all day, uses entirely fair trade + ethically sourced ingredients and still runs a super profitable business which opened two additional shops this year. it’s almost like it’s a total blatant lie that huge companies like amazon and walmart would be committing fiscal suicide if they started treating their staff like actual human beings