Just Another Gay

Skyler | 21 | he/him Hi there. I've got a multi fandom thing going on, I guess. Mostly just random humor. Queer as hell. So... Yeah.

[heyyyalll35-deactivated20210325]

“Can I copy your homework?”

“Yeah. Just make sure it doesn’t look the same.”

[taakitz]

hey,

[girpgorp]

um.

[micaxiii]

oh

[radhakawaii]

Don’t like that.

[averruncusho]

LOVE WINS 💕

[the-voids-girlfried]

I hate you

[kevinkinky]

Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier

[fucknobarackobama]

Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth

[kevinkinky]

did your dad tell you that

[depsidase]

[thebootydiaries]

anyone: *says something to me*

me: haha yeahh

me in head: what did they just say

[jeauxanne]

i never even noticed they misspelled beetles… why did they do that? ok

[thespinyechidna]

Beatles…beat….like music…beat…les

[jeauxanne]

beat-less? aint that the truth!! #scalpt #clapback #drag

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

when i was in grade 5 some kid told me the song “wake me up when september ends” was about 9/11 and i believed him until like three years ago

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i cried so hard when we watched the lion king in first grade that my teacher called my parents and sent me home early

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

in high school i was questioned by the principal over drug use because i accidentally left my notebook in the bathroom and a teacher opened it to a drawing of an anime character saying “all i want for christmas is weed” but really i was a repressed nerd and never smoked a weed in my life

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i made a joke about anal fissures in front of my extremely religious roommate and i thought she was gonna yell at me but instead she asked what an anal fissure was

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i thought hatsune miku was a real person 

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

in grade 8 i got in trouble for saying vagina in science class so the teacher made me fill out this stupid discipline worksheet and one of the questions was “how do i feel about what i did” 

i answered “good”

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i thought making out meant having sex until someone told me i was a fucking idiot

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

when i was younger i didnt know how itunes worked and instead of buying the smash mouth shrek song i accidentally bought an orchestral cover instead

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i lowkey shit myself in the middle of an exam and i dont wanna talk about it

[lopmon]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[bering-strait-deactivated202005]

the world is a better place with trans women in it. trans women are valuable and important members of our communities. trans women deserve safety and protection and love.

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

I’m literally on my hands and knees begging y’all to give a shit about straight trans ppl. They have just as much a right to the LGBT community as lesbians, gay men, and bisexuals do. They deserve the same amount of respect and protection as the rest of us, and I will destroy you if you think other wise.

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[gennyescsecsemo]

[dumbasian-moved-deactivated2017]

why is bruno mars so weird about some girl opening her eyes while shes kissing him

ive been meaning to ask this question since 2010

[dumbasian-moved-deactivated2017]

this ask made me open my third eye

[pacificrim-archive]

why the fuck is doctor phil asking you this

[milliads]

Fantastic self-portrait

[grumsal]

[yiffmaster]

this is my fav bc an actual major cause for the fall of rome was the resistance of the wealthy to paying taxes which led to a crumbling of infrastructure but who cares about thaaaaat

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

“Feminism killed Rome” is my new favorite sentence of all time.

[priscellie]

Also ballooning military spending, a widening gap between rich and poor, religious intolerance following the Emperor’s embrace of Christianity, and lead poisoning of the water supply.

*looks at camera*

[louises-belcher]

sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top

[meme-machine-peen]

[jaspercaps]

[welcomeprincessovhell]

This post made me a homophobe