The Runaway

Name's THÉO. It's rude. It's offensive. But it's fun, isn't it? My Teddy Bear has told me to do things I wouldn't do...so I did. Right? That's what everyone would have done...right?! *coughs* //Indie RP of my wee OC from my story. He's quite the coward and a bit of a loser. But he's lovely, right? Schizophreniac with a split personality who's named Bear. The voice of his teddy bear as a child. He makes him...do things. Like...murder? Something like that. *shifty eyes* Mun: 24. Muse: 28. I RP with EVERYONE. ~*SMUTLESS!!!*~ PLEASE, read the ABOUT PAGE, it's important, love. Thanks. WARNING: possible triggers, rude shit and real SKs make me laugh at lot.

[writerswritecompany]

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[smaulhalten]

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[lerunawayboy]

// I’m laughing so hard I’m so retarded XD

[lerunawayboy]

ON VACATION!

// Finally! My summer’s semester has come to a fortunate end.

I will now be able to reply to anyone I owe a reply veeery soon, I promise~

[otherkin-bullshit]

I don’t think you’re a void, I just think you’re stupid.

[lerunawayboy]

//Like...animals don’t fucking use computers, nor do they even talk. *slow clap*

[yowhatsguccifam-deactivated2020]

[lerunawayboy]

// I should be doing maths rn

i just cant with this on my dash OMG MAKE IT STOP XD

[la-diswavves]

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[luciferlaughs]

ok if you’re gonna be a serial killer here are some pointers (its good to learn from other serial killers mistakes): dONT TRY TO GET CLOSE TO THE POLICE DUMBASS like yeah you’ll be closer to the investigation but one little clue that’ll hint toward you and you’re done playa, even if its a composite sketch. stay away from the police as much as possible and dont let them get a good glimpse at your face. your worst mistake is standing out. secondly, dont dump all the bodies in the same location. bc if they only find one single corpse they’ll just be like ‘’eh we’ll try to solve this case but if it doesnt go anywhere we’ll just move on’’ and the case will go cold but if there’s a CLUSTER of dead bodies holy shit the popo will hardcore investigate that shit like ‘’we have a serial killer we must find him’’ 

also wear gloves i cant stress that shit enough, thats like step #1 in murder and some dumb hoes still get caught via fingerprinting, those people bring a shame to all the good serial killers who are very dedicated to their work and adept in police eluding 

[tedbundy11]

:c

[lerunawayboy]

BORED

Kicks and screams like a four year old child.

“Entertain me, I’m booOOORED!”

[lerunawayboy]

Exam is over! Well done, boys, well done!

[lerunawayboy]

MATH EXAM, BITCHES.

Wish us good luck and may the odds have mercy on us

[ruinedchildhood]

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[truecrimehothouse]

TRUE CRIME HOT HOUSE GIVEAWAY

Since you guys have all been so awesome to me and thedeathmerchant, I want to give back to you all with a friendly little giveaway.  As some of you already know, I do this from time to time with my True Crime related things. This awesome giveaway includes the following

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The rules are very simple.  

You must reblog this.  You can reblog it as many times as you want.

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You must have a real blog that you actually use, not just an empty blog.

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It would be appreciated if you posted a picture of yourself with your prizes once you’ve gotten them, you can block out your face if you’d like! I will be choosing a winner at random on MAY 28th!  Good luck! And there will be a runner up who will get a prize as well!

[lerunawayboy]

YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS

[lerunawayboy]

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// SERIOUSLY, though. This website is fucking amazing.

So amazing I’ll probably gonna be crying later.

[classycanniballector-blog-blog]

Rude

Finally. America. Hannibal had managed to flee safely to the United States, taking with him only his thirst of vengeance against Will and the FBI. The serial killer grabbed his luggage and politely thanked the taxi driver before getting out. He was in front of the Hilton, ready to walk in and register at the counter when someone passed closely in front of him. 

Watch your step! Rude.

But instead of saying anything, Hannibal simply pursed his lips at the man.

[lerunawayboy]

Whoa, geez, calm down with the stare, man. Théo frowned back at the tall man as he passed by, like just any other day, what was different, now, uh? Nothing. Okay; this day had been a bad day and Théo was even pissed at his own breathing. He had stopped doing that one day, but passed out of his living room’s floor for five hours before waking up three hours late for work. This had also been quite a bad day.

“Uh...I’m not..kissing you.” he snorted, scrunching up his nose at the weird...staring...squinting? guy there. He sighed. “Alright, great, you’re full and I’m pennyless, thanks for your reminder.” he continued with an angry sulk.

He raised his gaze on the hotel the stranger was heading to, frowning and wondering just how full the guy was...hmmm.

[throughmyblueyes-blog]

Ted Bundys drivers license

[lerunawayboy]

// Wait, 140 pounds!? BAAAHAHAHA, so tiny little thing! *pinches cheeks*

[lerunawayboy]

asSunday is gloooomy~.

Théo was wandering about like the poor puppy he was, listening to Bear’s beautiful singing voice. He had to admit, though; he was kinda jealous of this Tulpa’s every fucking talent. And on top of that, the bastard was cuter than himself.

Can you hear...

[lerunawayboy]

Bear started hissing and growling abnormally; the thing would never shut up, driving Théo absolutely and utterly nuts every fucking minute of his life.

Quicker! Kill her! it shouted.

“SHUT UP! FUCK YOU--BITCH!” Théo raged at his nasty little mind-companion, meanwhile screaming it all at his victim’s bloodied, bruised and horrendously disformed face. But Bear was right...someone was coming. But the rock wouldn’t stop its routine pace because of that, nooo, well, not until a strong woman’s voice rang behind the young man’s back, that is.

Théo’s lips twitched into a snarl, his arm dropping to the dusty ground; his heart was racing and his breath was short, but he still managed to grip back his rock and throw it at the intruder.

“Off with you! I’m BUSY!” the rock lazily fell a foot from the woman’s feet, rolling on itself like a fat potato to go rest comfortably against her fancy shoe.

And Théo was panting, staring at it, then slowly turned his head to the young girl he has just butchered. Her throat was gaging on her own blood. She was still alive?! Geez...