FROM THE RAZOR TO THE ROSARY @lesbian-1sm - Tumblr Blog

grits teeth. none of you are playing tuoys correctly. here, give me the princess doll. since apparently none of you can be trusted with her. i'm going to make her do something truly nauseating.

valtsv

okay hang on let me get into sweetheart mode [rips open my ribcage and a bunch of really gross looking sludge falls out and i'm clearly in horrible pain but i'm smiling so sincerely and warmly at you through the tears in my eyes that you can almost bring yourself to ignore it]

pansyfemme

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

rupurteblr

i call this one “using tumblr as a person of color”

might update with more images at some point

the-uncanny-dag

Some of the ones I've accumulated

birdplushie

they should make it illegal to end your story with an epilogue where your main female character is suddenly randomly married and has children when she's never once expressed a desire for this previously

minormalady

I am the surgeon & I am the patient & I am the technician handing over the scalpel & I am the scalpel & I am the pervert touching themselves in the corner

vesperosy

this tweet has been fucking killing me

valtsv

you're the only motherfucker i respect in the phm fandom. stay weird. peace ✌️

thank you i have the cPTSD that lets me read strange and offputting subtext into a fun buddy comedy blockbuster film and i fully intend to make the most of it