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babyvoxmv-deactivated20230422

take my wich animal crossing villager are u quiz 😳

babyvoxmv-deactivated20230422

theres now 45 possible answers!! so 28 new ones

ratfriends

motherfucker-unlimited

deltasniper1000-rises

Bro a fucking line????? At fucking WALMART!?

This COVID19 shit need to be over by June or I'm going to have to intervene.

yankee-flatline

What are you gonna do?

deltasniper1000-rises

mrkanman

sometimes a clown is in your house. sometimes not. depends.

boopednose

Depends if I’m home

super-affection

snippets of the pie hell video from gaki no tsukai get shared around but none of them have my favorite part

mediamattersforamerica

A must-watch: MSNBC’s Stephanie Ruhle reminds everyone of the known sexual assault accusations against Donald Trump, one by one, in detail.

hwardlaunch

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

hwardlaunch

And now since I officially have permission to use this photo

GET FUCKED

lgbtqiatext

leorizanzel

Why just kill the bugs on your porch when you can send them straight to Insect Hell?

deadlinejon

Insect Doom

umjammercammy

fishbug

Flea Deep in the Dead

suppermariobroth

Clicking the “A” in the Mario Paint title screen logo while Mario is walking under it will cause it to take Mario off the screen as it falls. (Footage recorded by me in a SNES emulator.)

kumihoslapper

You’ve been hit by,

you’ve been struck by,

A

animauxing

It would be cool if they made a fruit chair for every fruit tree, then I can set up a themed orchard.

thingsmk1120sayz

Why is that cat in a cage

bonecrushingexcitement

this ain’t about him

nae-design

This penguin plush hatches from an egg to chick to adult bird, by Osaka Kaiyukan Aquarium for the Japanese lifestyle store Felissimo.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

U GET A FRIEND!

todaysbird

Your Friend Contains Two Secret Friends

boota

Trees, like animals, can also experience albinism, though it is extremely rare.

jumpingjacktrash

the reason it’s rare is because without chlorophyll, the plant can’t get energy, and dies shortly after sprouting unless it has some other source of food. so if you see a plant as big as the one in the picture that doesn’t have any green in its leaves, it’s getting its nutrition from the roots of a neighboring plant of the same species, feeding on the sugars created by the other plant’s photosynthesis.

albino plants are basically vampires.

heywetotheotherworld

For a long time, scientists thought they were parasites, and couldn’t figure out why the bigger plants didn’t release chemicals to kill them.

Turns out, the lil’ ghost redwoods benefit their hosts by filtering toxins and acting as a sort of backup immune system.

They’re vampires, and they’re commensal, symbiotic mutualists!

carnivalseb

this is super cool! I had no idea

hellenhighwater

I had a new flag made for Barntopia, because it’s the truth:

hellenhighwater

To those who have asked if they can use this phrase for their own purposes, yes, feel free to do what you will with it, but I warn you against starting what seems like a simple project. Welcome to Team Idiot.

(ID: A red flag hanging horizontally on a corrugated steel wall. The flag reads: “We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy.”)

kedreeva

Oh look. A flag for every fanfiction writer who has ever said “this should be easy, just a quick little fic, just a couple k long” as they unwittingly set out to write the longest piece of fanfic they’ve ever written before.