It Was Fun Distracting You

Hello gays Catradora stole my livelihood and I let them. This may as well be a She-Ra blog now. ~~~ I write and draw sometimes.

[homunculus-argument]

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

[thekijs]

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

[weaselle]

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

[shitpostingsapphic]

Arcane critical tag users, I'm curious. You're clearly upset by the fact that the finale featured the Piltover enforcers to fight the Noxian army, and are interpreting it as "pro cop propaganda".

So would you have preferred that the enforcers didn't fight the Noxians? Let them take over? I'm just confused on what alternative you would have rather seen from the story.

Noxus was going to be a problem since season 1. And it's the most logical path that Ambessa would first use her army against Piltover by invading from the inside. If it wasnt through Caitlyn, it would have been by some other means. We see Ambessa attempt to do so through Mel, then Jayce, then later Salo in s2 act 1. So yes, Noxus makes a hostile takeover of the city, as we should have all known would happen from season 1.

....What did you want of the Piltover enforcers, then? Of Caitlyn? To stand by? To surrender? To allow Noxus to harm Zaun further? Note, I am NOT saying Caitlyn had no choice in the first place. This is NOT a "caitlyn isn't at fault for the marshall law enacted" post. I'm simply saying, this is a natural path for the story to take. And after the fact, what would you have liked to have happened, to rectify this grievous error?

I don't know how you're interpreting Caitlyn taking responsibility for her actions and being on the front lines during the battle as "pro cop propaganda".

It's almost like you guys would have been happier to see Ambessa completely take over the city, destroy everyone, just so you could also see Caitlyn and the enforcers in the rubble.

[shitpostingsapphic]

Caitlyn Kiramman can be a main character that goes through a massive character arc where she starts out as a happy go lucky enforcer who is naive about the system she works for, thinks she can change it from within, ends up falling victim to her own prejudices that she hasn't had the time or wherewithal to work through, contributes to the system she thought she was dedicated to change, make some serious mistakes and harm others, feel immense guilt and self hatred for those mistakes, directly betrays the system in order to atone for those mistakes, and people will still say Arcane has a pro cop message in season 2.

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“Kissing Doesn’t Kill“ (Black and white postcard) from 1980’s ACT UP campaign for HIV/AIDS awareness.

[robotsharks-deactivated20260326]

This is the banner that was put up on buses to create awareness! a lot of companies cropped out the bottom so I thought it would be cool to share the full version

[avinutra]

Legion of artists waiting for season 2 🫡🍻✨

[thesefallenembers]

the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.

[stevenmeeksshallinherittheearth]

[rylandsgrace]

#The two ends of the lesbian spectrum

[funnytwittertweets]

[shabby-blog]

Hope you don't mind @orc-sign-language but I think these tags are very important for people to understand why AAA games and their companies are under a lot of backlash and most games are copy-paste

[catfishimages]

art made with profit as the sole motivation will always suck ass

[adricarra-art]

Happy birthday, Ruby! 🌹 [Commissioned work]

[luskbook]

bees kissed and i’ll never be the same

[iamafanofcartoons]

EVEN BETTER! RWBY X JUSTICE LEAGUE PART 2

Is a movie I MUST WATCH!

[nakamatoo]

The fact the #greemlightvolume10 is number 1 on twitter makes me so happy. This series is so beloved by so many fans. Its incredible just how much support this series has and it makes me incredibly hopeful that we will get more volumes in the future.

Please guys if you love RWBY don’t stop in your support for volume 10. Keep letting the higher ups know that you want this series to continue and that there is a demand. They just announced the bluray release of V9, if you can please support the series by buying the set. If we can show WBD that the numbers justify more volumes then the chances of it happening can increase even more.

[hadesisqueer]

They're both so Yang it's so funny

[bloodraven55]

Shout out to Weiss “the OG Beekeeper™” Schnee for always being a real one since the very beginning.

[bin-and-blang]

i just think volume 10’s first episode should be hot explicit bumbleby sex and that’s it. that’s what we deserve

[peixotizando]

this scene is driving me insane

All about it is just perfect. I love how Blake think they didn't get along its not like they were insane for eachother since day two.

but dude

when Diana starts to talk about her friends dont understand her burden and Blake stats to talk about how her friends life depends on her and that they'll have to live with the fact of maybe losing them.

YANG'S FACE

like, Blake says it with such sorrow while looking at her and than she cant look at her eyes and Yang is just there looking like this and then saying the most soft and caring

"Blake..."

The thing that gets me is her eyes. They got teary and shiny and oh god

Now I want this talk I need this conversation I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS ABOUT YANG LOSING HER ARM ARE THEY FINALLY DOING THIS?

Also, very cool movie. It got me so excited for part two!

(Also ya'll should know that the brazilian dub is 10/10. They did this very good!)