💜Juniper💜

mweh | ΘΔ 🦌 whitetail deer (O. v. Borealis) | lesbian as fuck | transgendeer michigandeer | she/it | 24 | vaguely socialist | | i have a cat | i want to date the linux fox

[lesbianhooves]

trans deer who can't afford a headboard, and the wall behind her bed is covered in antler holes like her deadname was kyle

[glowingclitmagnetraccoongirl]

I took DMT in Minecraft while getting a back massage. It felt like I got vored, but my back no longer hurts

Holy fucking shit last night was weird. I’ve been kinda sore all week. I have hEDS and work in industrial maintenance. As you can imagine, I’m pretty much always in pain. My fucking back had more knots than the entirety of e621.

Anyways, I hit one of those DMT vapes and let this dragon creature give me a back massage. Holy shit that was the most intense thing I ever felt in my life. The whole room smelled like some kinda synthwave puppygirl dick and I’m over here just convulsing as my lame excuse for a skeleton gets exorcised of its religious trauma.

I’m spasming and trilling sprawled out on the bed. The creature asked me if I wanted to stop and I was like “naw fucking send it bro!” I think at one point I might have orgasmed, but it’s hard to tell. If someone told me to go fuck myself, I wouldn’t have been able to. I didn’t even know who/what I was. Was any of this real? I feel like this was the biblically accurate sensation of transforming into a werewolf.

Anyways, for a bit there it was nothing but a single blip. It was as if I was just a single light emitting diode in a vast screen of chemicals, radiation, and shit posting. It was kinda nice. I started coming back into the earthly realm. Someone was playing that one Skuru vtuber and he was talking about Bluey or something idk.

I stood up and initially struggled to find my balance, but as slowly regained my sense, I felt a distinct lack of pain. I felt like a fucking tenderized raccoon steak over here. Life is pretty good sometimes.

[vulpeculiarity]

(original post)

[postoctobrist]

I had a wonderful experience yesterday. See, I was working on an art project, making lots of different pretty colours appear on my wife's ass by way of a cane. As I felt like it was looking good enough I decided to be mean and said to her "ten more". She reacted with clear fear through the gag but begrudgingly nodded when I asked if she'd be able to take it.

After five strokes, she seemed distinctly distressed. She hadn't used any safe signals, but I decided to be nice. I told her that would do, and put the cane down near her.

She picked up the cane and handed it back to me.

Needless to say, once we were finished she got a lot of praise for what a good girl she was and how well she'd done.

this is so romantic

[nae-nae-supreme]

Lowkey I bet it felt good as fuuuuuuck to be one of the coal miners that got to blow a pinkertons brains out from a high ridge with a bolt action rifle.

[dogpuppy]

[creepycrag]

Needlessly poetic in a way that draws your credibility into question. The whimsical typography also reduces the gravity of the statement. Please see the revised edition attached below.

[crowlines]

I'm on my way

[toskarin]

[time machine malfunction leaves me stranded in the tenth of september, 1601]

bard, using new word I taught him: boul-shite

me, slowly playing captain o'kane on a lute that hurts my fingers: no really, I wrote this

[themoneystore]

Hii

[tatzelwurming]

alcohol has no known effect on the human body

[melodyburst]

NOOOOOO! The Polyhedron! That's where I work!

[darkmoonray]

( ˘ ³˘)✿‧₊˚⊹⋆♡ the serial smoocher

[trans-yaoi]

whenever I get overstimulated I should be able to shake it off like this

[noviraine]

Sleepy girls seem to be very good at catching this specific kind of fish :3

[hungwy]

sickly old man gets lost in the forest and encircled by benjamin button wolves which raise him into a healthy young baby

[glowingclitmagnetraccoongirl]

I’m both disappointed and amused. One of the furries I took with me to dig through trash last night stole an old phone and my flashlight. The phone is effectively a brick now. The flashlight was a large magnetic one I use to Bluetooth goon my cyborg chittoris. The fact that some furry stole what’s effectively a used protogen pocket pussy from me is absolutely hilarious. Like dog it ain’t even gonna work on you.

[suigintou]

my apologies to the lovely lady who had only just begun constructing her beautiful spiderweb in the immediate path of the side door this morning when i, in my self-centered desire to vacate my home of assorted household refuse, came oafishly barging through the sum of her efforts. i shall meditate upon my actions and how they harmed not just her, but all women of the world, and endeavour to do better