💜Juniper💜

mweh | ΘΔ 🦌 whitetail deer (O. v. Borealis) | lesbian as fuck | transgendeer michigandeer | she/it | 24 | vaguely socialist | | i have a cat | i want to date the linux fox

[lesbianhooves]

trans deer who can't afford a headboard, and the wall behind her bed is covered in antler holes like her deadname was kyle

[melodyburst]

NOOOOOO! The Polyhedron! That's where I work!

[darkmoonray]

( ˘ ³˘)✿‧₊˚⊹⋆♡ the serial smoocher

[trans-yaoi]

whenever I get overstimulated I should be able to shake it off like this

[noviraine]

Sleepy girls seem to be very good at catching this specific kind of fish :3

[hungwy]

sickly old man gets lost in the forest and encircled by benjamin button wolves which raise him into a healthy young baby

[glowingclitmagnetraccoongirl]

I’m both disappointed and amused. One of the furries I took with me to dig through trash last night stole an old phone and my flashlight. The phone is effectively a brick now. The flashlight was a large magnetic one I use to Bluetooth goon my cyborg chittoris. The fact that some furry stole what’s effectively a used protogen pocket pussy from me is absolutely hilarious. Like dog it ain’t even gonna work on you.

[suigintou]

my apologies to the lovely lady who had only just begun constructing her beautiful spiderweb in the immediate path of the side door this morning when i, in my self-centered desire to vacate my home of assorted household refuse, came oafishly barging through the sum of her efforts. i shall meditate upon my actions and how they harmed not just her, but all women of the world, and endeavour to do better

[rambrandt-the-painter]

I have to be real. I am a woman with penis misfortunes

[glowingclitmagnetraccoongirl]

I took a random group of furries with me to go explore a trash filled abandoned factory last night. It was the first furrycon they ever went to. I went back home and chilled with my girlfriend while eating a snack. I told her that everyone looks like a raccoon when eating edamame. Then we cuddled and fell asleep. I’m not even sure what I’m doing anymore, but I’m having fun doing it.

[jimmyhoffathecat]

Horror music

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[biteriskgirl]

dick from a girl thats trying to chew through her muzzle to get at your neck

[biteriskgirl]

you invest in a stronger metal muzzle (smart), the frustration makes for great sex but it is a little unnerving feeling the cold bars pressed against your jugular all the time and hearing her teeth going chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp

[howl224tgeundying]

[ask-pacman]

My ford got a hydrolic module with a jumping bean in it

[mushroommargo]

bro are drivers insane? That's like the second car-related post on Tumblr with the amount of hatred literally not seen under any other type of post ever

[ask-pacman]

Yeah the jumping bean makes the car jump over/across

[weshallbekind]

Road rage is so bad because it's the same rage anyone would feel at a computer working wrong, (slow internet, program not doing what you want, whatever), but it raises the stakes to "possibly literally life or death".

[ask-pacman]

Basically it works by containing the power of the mexigan jumping bean to fire the cylanders inside of the wheel hydraulics and create a massive jumping force

[mikufanclub]

clean shot

[flunkett]

all i do anymore is display symptoms

[spiribia]

Basically it can get awesome when there are two or more girls