kermit fan

i think kermit is a lesbian and i kin him

[chateauofmymind]

topping in like a defensive wounded animal way

[theconceptsofastan]

One of my most favorite moments in rote is when Kennit asks Etta to teach Wintrow to be a man, and the obvious implication since she’s a prostitute is that she’s going to take his virginity. Then my girl shows up to this teenage boys room and is like, “ok, so ☝️ knife fights! Here’s the first thing you need to know…”

[ambivalentmarvel]

sorry wait i’m having visions oracle of delphi style. re: the scene w peter needing shit and frank having it and mj knowing on the spot that it’s for bombs. frank with mj’s number (she does not know how he got it) bc he needs to do some fancy shit that’s a little beyond him and the spider kid definitely won’t help. but a recently graduated aerospace engineer with a limited booze budget on the other hand nowwwww we’re fucking talking

[ambivalentmarvel]

flip side mj getting out of an interview with fucking raytheon and calling frank to bitch and he’s like. stop doing that i can get a job for you. how do you feel about tax evasion. no no no kid obviously you’re not going anywhere that’s not safe. idiot. i’ll take care of the middleman bullshit. and what do you mean you’re too good for white claw now aren’t you like 12 drink your fucking juice. christ alive. and how are those last specs coming along because—

[ambivalentmarvel]

and peter does NOTTTT want to ask his ex gf who was pretty recently body snatched bc of him about her miserable fucking job search so when she’s like ‘oh i have a side hustle going for now 😐’ he goes ‘okay yay 🥰🥰🥰’ and changes the subject to Literally Anything Else

[automatonwithautonomy]

every trilogy you think well surely that was the queerest and most traumatising roadtrip ever that fitz just went on and every book robin hobb chuckles fondly and reminds you that no, in fact it's always possible for a roadtrip to get worse and also more gay

[tizeline]

"But Tiz, Jason isn't wearing his helmet in the new com-" SSSHHHHhhhhh shut up I dont care he should wear it 🫵

[androfagus]

Can't wait to get off work so I can reopen my wound

[hiveswap]

[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]

[theblackparadeisdead]

One day ur a suicidal 15 year old and then suddenly you wake up and you're 22 years old and genuinely debating the merits of iceberg vs romaine lettuce in the salad ur making. Life goes on ig

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

[plaguedocboi]

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

[wetdirtguy]

Me spending time with people: joy abounds, we are all connected and there is hope!

Me 1 day later: I need to be left alone to gather the pieces of Me together

Me 2 days later: there is something very rotten at my core and I will almost certainly die unloved

[kosmogrl]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[bleekay]

[ravioliet]

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

[samshepard]

Hey man. Not my mountain not my eagle not my liver. Not my problem

[tr-shb-g]

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet