ROW 68, SEAT 59

Ali, 31, they, Finland ★

[nobrashfestivity]

Masao Yamamoto

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[thememedaddy]

[wellsbering]

imagine your ex who you haven't seen in a decade (since he stole your car) shows up at your house. in the car. the one he stole from you. it looks like shit. your ex asks you to fix the broken car. then he tells you that the hot girl with him and his buddy (the one that helped him steal the car) is his new girlfriend. she is a member of the royal family and she looks capable of murdering you AND your ex with rage alone. you try to say hi. she does not say hi. no one admits it out loud, but you get the feeling that they're all running from the cops and they all want to hide out in YOUR house.

this is what happened to lando calrissian in the empire strikes back

[melxbxbi]

good morning.. let’s all go back to bed

[alphacrone]

“use ai or fall behind” why are you acting like asking copilot to write an email is a particularly sought-after skillset

[amazoogle]

let's develop a perfect plan

[amazoogle]

1. get cozy in bed

[greeniery]

2. nathing wrong with me

[ijustpeedalittlebit]

*quietly whoops like a bird*

[pmamtraveller]

Saul Steinberg, Self Portrait, 1949

[puyopuyo]

i don’t know nothing about mooming but i am best friends with that three inch tall onion head FREAK that looks like an 80 year old 2 year old

[puyopuyo]

this thing is every swear word personified

[bogleech]

I like how everyone who knows nothing about moomins still takes one look at little my and always correctly guesses everything about her

[clytemnestraaa]

hi this drives me crazy

canon is what happens in the text. e.g. merlin tries to poison morgana

a headcanon is a fact that you have personally made up as an elaboration of canon. it is your invention. e.g. i think morgana and gwen had a teenage lesbian situationship before the events of canon. or, i think modern morgana would love evanesence.

an interpretation is how one reads the existing text. it is not an invented fact nor is it a headcanon, it is a reading. e.g. i think merlin tries to poison morgana out of misplaced self-hatred. or, i think that one line was delivered with suppressed malice and shows a nuanced relationship.

fanon is the general fandom’s accepted headcanons and interpretations that elaborate or recontextualize canon. e.g. merlin is a badass waif and morgana is a bitch.

these are all different words with different meanings.

[justdecadentcollectiondestiny]

and a cannon is a large mounted gun, usually on wheels, that uses explosives to fire projectiles.

[fandaniel]

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

[valtsv]

the reason sex scenes exist in fiction is because sometimes people have sex but also to find out what the characters are lying to everyone including themselves about by wrapping that agonising vulnerability in a treat like giving medicine to a dog

[catilinas]

more benches in museums

the benches need to have backs!

[ampervadasz]

[sweetsigyn]

I know it’s on purpose but still every dead choreographer is spinning in their grave

[anais-ninja-bitch]

this is so brilliant but how many times did they just crash and send each other ass over teakettle during rehearsal

[labelleizzy]

Omfg this is PRISTINE

[kshandra]

As several others have already said in the notes, this is Jerome Robbins’ “Mistake Waltz,” and it is GLORIOUS. And so much respect for the dancers, because having to do something intentionally wrong is frequently harder than trying to do it right.

[the-night-picture-collector]

/ Nick Hedges, Liverpool, 1968 - 1972

[violasmirabiles]

isäni, joka ei edes kannata englantia: "vittu. meinaako toi englanti ny tehä kärpät täsä toisella puoliajalla."