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USPS gives us only the best fans to keep us cool in the 100+ Fahrenheit heat of our unairconditioned 40 year old trucks.

#usps #city mail carrier #this thing is so gross #it blow dust and nasty #it also only blows hot air at you #a useless piece of machinery

So satisfying.

#city mail carrier #usps #mail is here

USPS: We spent two hours teaching you to drive our truck and 40 hours in a classroom going over information you've already forgotten so now go forth and deliver! Me: Cool. Do I get a carrier bag? USPS: No. Me: Okay, how about a uniform? USPS: Ask the other carriers if they have spare ones they're not using or want to throw away. Me: Do I at least get a hat? USPS: You're really busting our balls here.

#usps #wear your own shit #i've spent so much money on gear #city mail carrier

Nothing but the best equipment for mail carriers.

#usps #city mail carrier #bald ass tires #40 year old trucks #seems like outsourcing trucks to be fixed by private companies isn't helping anyone

Day 48 without my uniform card. Living on nearly 400 days in the same two uniforms.

#usps #city mail carrier #my pants have ripped twice #i have to pay out of my own pocket to fix them #I literally only have two pants and two shirts #usps still hasn't given me my uniform money card to buy things

I be out there stuffin' lady's boxes daily.

#usps #city mail carrier #lesbian mail carrier #oh yeah stuff that box baby #get bigger mailboxes

Gotta find me a woman who loves a lesbian in uniform

#usps #city mail carrier #lesbian carrier #dude i'm so warm in these uniforms #they cost so much damn money though #why are those jackets 300 dollars #why are the pants 300 dollars #still they're warm

City Mail Carrier Confessions #2

If someone's mailbox is difficult to get to or their yard is full of obstacles or they order a lot of heavy things I always go out of my way to make getting packages and mail just a little more difficult.

#USPS #city mail carrier #be kind and I'll be kind #it's not my job to carry your package inside and kiss your forehead

I never understand what the hell happens in the facilities and why it comes like this every week.

#Usps #city mail carrier #i think usps does this on purpose #they want to drive carriers crazy so they'll quit #focus on getting mail out in a more uniform fashion #i hate working 12 hours one day and barely 8 the next

How I keep my hands warm and drive the ladies wild while I deliver mail.

#usps #city mail carrier #just lesbian things #these are my own gloves #usps still hasn't given me my uniform money card to buy things #worked here for two years already sheesh

City Mail Carrier Confessions #1

Whenever I step in dog shit in someone's yard I wipe my feet on every door mat following that moment until it's all gone.

#usps #city mail carrier #better to have boxes farther from the house in this case #clean up after your dogs #people wonder why I keep my head down when I deliver

https://www.usps.com/holdmail/welcome.htm You don't have to be on vacation to use this! Going into the hospital for a surgery? Vacation hold! Going on a business trip? Vacation hold! Going to jail for several months? Vacation hold! It's really that easy and it's not that difficult to use.

#usps #vacation #hold your mail delivery #it's so easy #stop letting your mailbox fill up #this is totally free

A literal quote from my post master: "If y'all are sick you still need to come in to work. You can't be callin' out for every little sniffle."

#usps #mail carrier #come in and infect everyone #covid is over

#usps #mail carrier #small mailboxes suck #climbing 15000 stairs to get to your mailbox sucks #fuck your cameras #go to the store to buy bottled water

That's the point of a strike, right? Apparently I'm too much a simpleton because I do not understand.

#usps #NALC #letter carriers #strike #NALCdumb #the point of a strike is to disrupt #don't agree to stupid things #will they really fire everyone if we went on striike?

How I imagine the people who tell my boss I spent 33 minutes on my break instead of 30 minutes.

#usps #mail carrier #usps loves to micro manage their employees #micromanaging causes low morale and lots of stress #usps needs to know every minutes where you are #in before another going postal happens

Trying to deliver mounted mail in a crowded city.

#park in the driveway #seriously why do you own a boat a trailer and two mach trucks but only one driveway big enough for a sedan #At least the trash will get picked up #you never leave the house #your truck is always parked in front of your house #the tires are starting to rot #just donate your truck #usps #city mail carrier #mounted route

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