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Lex | main @lexbiini | they/them | adult | icon by @mcnuggyy (flag added by me) | writing blog | following abnimals and relistening to amnesty (and getting my partner to listen to balance) | normal about amber gris and kodira | pfp is pan argo bc he came to me in a dream

[lesbianmontrosepretty]

pinned post 2!! give it up for pinned post 2!!

hi! I’m Lex (aka @lexbiini)! I have succumbed to the siren song of making yet another damn fandom blog and so here we are a year later with a Brand New Pinned Post (Can't believe I updated my previous one when i changed my url and Didn't Notice how outdated it was).

I originally made this blog to document a Balance relisten, but that’s a bit of a ways away (listening with my gf slowly but surely). In the meantime, I’m letting this podcast gradually consume my life and rot my brain one awful (affectionate) Dracula joke at a time. You can expect shitposts, reblogs, occasional fics (especially during events like taz sapphic week or taz november celebration), and once in a blue moon maybe even A Art. I don't really draw but damn it if the adventure zone isn't vehemently trying to change that.

Here’s a (non-comprehensive) list of some tags I use or might use, as well as a link to my writing blog and AO3 in there somewhere. I am currently working out commissions, if that's something you're interested in keeping an eye out for!

thanks for checking out the blog! have a cookie for continued safe scrolling and a nice rest of your day<3

[travellingwonderlander]

Watching The Adventure Zone Balance for the first time is all fun and Abracafuckyou until you finish the Stolen Century and realize.

Merle's unusually high death count was from talking to John so many times.

Taako looted his dead sister's body in the first arc and has been using her weapon without even remembering she existed from Day 1.

Magnus has always had a connection to the voidfish in that he was the one to introduce the damn thing to Lucretia in the first place

AND SPEAKING OF LUCRETIA. She has known the boys from Day 1 and stopped them from doing things like addressing her by name not because she hates her name but because of the memories they had as friends.

I KNEW THIS PODCAST WOULD GET DEEP BUT HOLY SHIT

[mellowmaidenhairs]

underwater woman

[mellowmaidenhairs]

lucretia my dear lucretia i love you and miss you

[drslugmo]

ive been listening to taz

[taz-ids]

ID: Digital drawing of Taako, an elf with medium brown skin and voluminous, wavy hair that is brown at the roots and blond towards the bottom. He's wearing a white top under a blue tasseled shawl, a green corset, a dark red sash, and a long blue skirt with a slit at the leg, revealing a voluminous red petticoat or underskirt resembling flowers; he also has green thigh-highs, white boots, a silver bracer, and a blue hat that matches his shawl, decorated with flowers around the band and at the tip.

Taako stands facing the viewer and grins, glancing to the side. He has one hand on his hip and the other holds a burgundy umbrella down by his side. End ID.

[careydraws]

THREE?! WEEKS? LEFT?! Did you claim your preorder bonus? Did you ask your library to order a copy? Will I see you in Boston or NYC? You will know me because I'll be a happy-crying sobbing mess, probably, maybe. One way to find out!!

@mcelroyfamilystaff

[careydraws]

everyone tagging this as 'let's take ibuprofen together' is correct, thank you, you've compelled me to show you the most important photocard in my medicine cabinet (not tazgn-related)

thank you, future trunks, for always being there for me in very specific situations

[cobalt-knave]

Happy Father's Day to Montrose Pretty

[junosfire]

The Adventure Zone: Balance is so weird bcus how do I explain to normal people that one of the most impactful medias to me that I've consumed in the last 10 years for me is a DnD podcast where one of the main characters is an elf twink named 'taco' and the first enemy they face is named Magic Brian, who is also an elf twink with a spider companion named Bryan???

[tmos-time]

Oh noooooooo! The mystery is solved! You’ve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... Congratulations… You have proven yourselves... quite the adventurers... oh, I’ve landed on Bryan- Bryan, ahhh… Bryan, I’m so proud of zem… I’m going to die now... My life is flagging from my body... I’ll see my family... goodbye cruel worrrrld-

[geekandmisandry]

I literally have no context for this and it’s fucking me up.

[thelilskee]

I don’t know how but this post is funnier in night mode

[thelilskee]

[solantro]

[keplercryptids]

[image description: a drawing of Lup, sitting on an invisible chair against a grayish background. She’s a thin dark-complexioned elf with shoulder-length dreadlocks that are flipped to one side, dyed bright orange and adorned with thin red hoops on the ends. The side of her head is shaved. She’s wearing a red robe, black shorts and black heels. She’s sitting somewhat hunched, looking to the side with a neutral expression.]

[anistarrose]

houghhhhhh tres horny boys all being so lost and adrift in life after their supposed happy endings (that they didn't even know were supposed to be hand-crafted happy endings for heroism they didn't remember) all collapsed beneath them, leaving each of them wandering on their own for years with no community or stability until. they all found each other. and they didn't even know they were finding each other again, but they FOUND each other, and got to be a fucking family again... tres horny boys i will never be over you

[anistarrose]

#it couldn’t have been their happy endings because they weren’t together D: (via @oneinterests)

IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THEIR HAPPY ENDINGS BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T TOGETHER 😭

[jerreeeeeee]

an important thing to note is that although taako is both gay and lup’s best friend, he is not her gay best friend. kravitz is her gay best friend. she says something along the lines of “kravitz is the gay best friend i never had” and taako gets all offended like what are you talking about?? i’m your gay best friend. you’ve had a gay best friend your entire life. you were literally born with a gay best friend. and she’s like no you’re not. you’re my lameass gay brother its different. kravitz is bitchy and into drama and fashion. when i ask what kravitz thinks about how i look he gives me actual good advice and gasses me up while doing it. you have a mullet. the other night i asked if you wanted to watch drag race and you said no i want to watch masterchef and you made me watch masterchef. and taako’s like you love masterchef and we had a great time. and lup is like yes i do and we did but that’s not my point

[kewti-est]

Friendly reminder that you can download ALL of the TAZ music completely for free (or via donation of your choice) on Griffin's Bandcamp. And have them forever. You can even add them to Spotify playlists if you use Spotify. You can listen to them while you read the graphic novels, if you like background music for your reading. Or just as delightful background music in general. Or active music. Whatever. They're right there.

[softmeals]

Bacon, lettuce, tomato 

(Based on this post)

[keplercryptids]

[image description: a two-panel comic, starting with Taako and Lup, skinny twin elves with light brown skin and long blond hair. Lup’s hair is hanging loose and Taako’s is braided over one shoulder. Lup is pulling on a pastel green sweater with a large “L” on it, and Taako is wearing a peach-colored sweater with a large “T” on it. In the second frame, Barry appears. He’s a chubby pale-complexioned human with short brown hair and glasses. He’s wearing a peach-colored sweater with a “B” on it and eating a BLT sub. Lup has her arm around Taako’s shoulders and they’re smiling at Barry. In order, their sweaters spell out “BLT.”]

[caitmayart]

Merle breaking my heart and impressing the hell out of me

[keplercryptids]

[image description: a pencil drawing of Merle, a dwarf with a braided beard. There are small flowers decorating his hair and beard and he’s wearing round glasses and a robe with an IPRE patch. He’s sitting behind a table, a sweating glass of liquid in front of him. He’s leaning forward with a serious expression and saying, “…are you my friend?”]

[doyouremem8erme]

shoutout to characters who are simultaneously selfish and selfless shoutout to characters who are simultaneously optimistic and pessimistic and especially shoutout to when those traits dont even conflict each other but exist side by side

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuck like a green onion