[fluffysheeps]

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

[akashicrecord]

Commenting "may this type of love never find me" under your high school classmates engagement photos

[malibuklaus]

[losingmyshrimpmind]

Go my "nothing bad ever happened no one went missing Dess is at college" kriselle slop

[tyako89]

[intactics]

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[mebis-silksong-corner]

Hornet grabbing a ledge at water level to jump right at the spikes like an idiot

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[corrodedparadox]

You can draw whatever you want forever

Prints

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[jewish-joy]

#i love prayer plants but they're fussy so I don't keep them#can we have a picture op they're so pretty

Behold, Dorothea

(Naming my plant "Gift of God," and then giving her to a seminarian with just the explanation that it's a prayer plant? Okay, that's my bad.)

[jewish-joy]

I should also add- I ran into my rabbi and explained the situation. I then asked, earnestly, if there was a remedy. A mikveh of sorts, or a beit din, or something.

He turned to me, sighed, and said in a very deadpan tone-- "Plants don't have covenants, Joy,"

So Theodora's a free agent according to rabbinic opinion. I guess I'll permit her to be Roman Catholic.

[tyrantdaughter]

How To Love Your New Friend Without Being Overbearing

[tyrantdaughter]

I'm Gonna Eat Her I Think

[utopians]

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

[bluestockingbaby]

[fritolaycorporation]

her name is pinky pony and she loves to go on a party. so get that through your thick fucking skull

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[fluoresensitives]

Sometimes I do forget that at some point, and even now, a woman reading or writing, a woman educating herself was seen as unthinkable. And even the way people talk about the books some women read... you know what, read the porn, read the nonsense, read whatever, because it certainly wasn't allowed for a good long while

[fluoresensitives]

an illiterate group of people is a helpless group of people. If a girl is allowed to think, to reason, to empathize, her whole world expands, and if her world expands, she knows she wasn't born to submit or obey. Such a powerful, powerful tool!!