my stars, my self

bells. 26. sometimes bitch, sometimes lover.

[lesbianprophecy]

💌 the lesbian from the prophecies - bellamy, bells, b, take your pick

⚔️ they/them always, he/him occasionally, she/her when there’s a blood moon or if it’s sexy

🪐 26, western canada (+ aotearoa new zealand), eternally exhausted, a shirley jackson and emily austin novel enthusiast, almost never not thinking about the parallels between shane hollander and buffy summers

🔗 heated rivalry edits and textposts - youtube here 💿 (current) personal tag 🗝️ musicboard 🎧

I love to talk w people but please know my messages are frequently sent via carrier snail and may take a while to arrive 🐌

HR blinkies @ilyasmole, text banner @boitterfly

[2colde]

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

[lesbianprophecy]

jackie pike is NOT the doctor

[vintagewoc]

Donna Summer (1970′s)

[loontattoo]

I’m everywhere I’m so Ilya

[lesbianprophecy]

shane hollander is to straight men what ruby rose was to straight women in 2016

[ottawacentaurshq]

heated rivalry gif meme

↳  [1/6] outfits

[gaygoatshane]

MYHOLLANOV

[hudconvent]

musings on a post retirement hollanov…..i believe that it only would make sense for shane to become something like a sports pundit/coach (pwhl tho please 👆) bc that is what he is really talented and passionate about despite The Horrors of how the league treated him

but in my heart ilya retires and uses his money to become a medici-level patron of arts and culture. the hollander-rozanovs are platinum level sponsors of the national ballet of canada. he’s getting a wing at the library named after him. uncountable sports scholarships.

i think he’s bringing yuna as his date to charity galas and theyre getting belligerent off a nice margaux. shane comes up to him the next day and is like “what is this four hour calendar hold i got for this saturday” and ilya most hungover hes ever been is like “oh i forgot. you have to sit for marble sculpture carving. i won it in silent auction”

[lesbianprophecy]

yuna and david lend ilya CanCon CDs a couple at a time to ‘help with his canadian citizenship test’ (to try and get him into their faves that shane never particularly cared for) and ilya has to book an emergency session with galina after listening to jagged little pill

[lesbianprophecy]

BE A GOOD BOY TRY A LITTLE HARDER YOUVE GOT TO MEASURE UP MAKE ME PROUDER HOW LONG BEFORE YOU SCREW IT UP HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO HURRY UP WITH EVERYTHING I DO FOR YOU THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS KEEP QUIETTTTT

[franniegore]

i literally dont care if women are evil

[podcastwizard]

in so many ways am i better than who i was five or ten years ago. in a few ways i am worse but that’s show biz, baby

[littlegirlinvisible]

# (ALMOST) EVERY TIME SHANE MADE ILYA ROZANOV SMILE

CONNOR STORRIE & HUDSON WILLIAMS  as ILYA ROZANOV & SHANE HOLLANDER HEATED RIVALRY (2025—)

[lesbianprophecy]

yuna and david lend ilya CanCon CDs a couple at a time to ‘help with his canadian citizenship test’ (to try and get him into their faves that shane never particularly cared for) and ilya has to book an emergency session with galina after listening to jagged little pill

[lesbianprophecy]

what the fuck was that

[connorsbackpocket]

David and Yuna got Shane a pair of cufflinks with his number on them after the draft a bunch of years ago and then they get Ilya a set with his number the first Christmas after the cottage.

And then the first time they're getting ready for some formal thing, maybe for the charity or the MLH awards, after getting married, they swap one with each other. They each wear one "24" and one "81". It's so small and subtle it's nearly impossible for anyone else to notice until Ilya posts a mirror selfie of them together.

They're still in their tuxes, but Ilya has taken off his jacket and Shane has removed his tie and undone a few collar buttons. Shane's wound around Ilya with his chin on his shoulder, hands almost possessive around Ilya's chest, and Ilya's free hand is holding Shane's arm where it's wrapped around him. They are smiling softly, sleepily, and looking at Ilya's phone as he snaps the photo. Their cufflinks catch the light really well this way and coincidentally, so do their wedding rings. It blows up on Instagram and is hands down one of their absolute favorites together.

[shelbycarpenter]