mr. real estate

[rozanauff]

⟡ my parents!hollanov fics ("our house")

⟡ FAQ for "our house"

⟡ answered asks/headcanons

⟡ my favorites

extra special interests include pregnant/lactating shane and ilya getting his ass played with ✮⋆˙

(primarily a hollanov blog!! not into rpf ◡̈)

[gloryhollanovjah]

I just don't think we're talking about Shane at the aquarium enough

[rozanovshane]

ilya walking into yuna & david’s house demanding to see the fat baby shane photo albums

[postergirlfornothing]

[rozanauff]

i know you said you “delete” anya of the history because she will be too old or probably dead (😭) when the main plot happens

but what about anya share the first years of the life of niko or even the max, and they remember her as one of the purest love of their little life and shane and ilya are so happy that they could experience this bond. they missed her so much but the grief came with a calm of knowning that she spend her years around people who love her unconditionally.

also i can’t stop imagining anya greeting lil niko the first time and ilya, and shane even more, got so so emotional.

kisses and thank you for your story

"delete" im sorryyyyy anya im sorryyyy 😭

yesss ive always pictured niko remembering anya bc she was still kicking during the early years of his childhood! and max too :)

it makes ilya sooo happy. she'll always be ilyas firstborn baby... <3 they have so many pictures of niko sleeping all curled up next to anya. niko feeding anya her kibble. niko tugging on her ears or hugging her a little too tightly but anyas always been so chill with it :) it warms shane and ilyas heart :(( niko and max's first best friend....WAIT AND YEAH anya greeting baby niko for the first time. she's so gentle with him and sniffs his lil newborn head and is wagging her tail and shane and ilya cant handle it 😭 throughout the pregnancy, anya was alwwways at shanes side, resting her head on his bump when he laid down, following him to every room. and she is so protective over niko when he's born :'(

max and niko both arguing as little toddlers over who gets to refill her water bowl or help papa/daddy hold her on the leash :( anya's alwaaays outside with them, sleeping in their rooms, watching over them around the house :( niko and max were her babies :((

I CANT THINK ABOUT HER DYING OR HOW SHANE AND ILYA DEALT WITH IT OH GOD i just cant do it.....but the grief is sooo there 😭 theyre so happy anya got the best life they could give her, filled with the purest loves from their sonsss :'(

[virginshane]

ilya loves sucking cock. 🥰 shane’s cock in particular. loves how fat and heavy it is on his tongue. loves how good he is at it, loves how impressed shane always is, despite how many times they’ve done it. loves shane’s soft little noises he makes, loves digging his fingers into shane’s plush massive thighs. loves when shane loses control and accidentally squeezes ilya’s head in between them, his mouth is full of and everything around him is shane.

[it-will-pass]

standing like a goody-two shoes with that dorkass smile after pissing offff his situationship/rivalry/crush #exactly

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

i think ilya loves piggyback rides and i think he really loves when he's half asleep on the couch and shane just squats down in front of him and says alright, baby. up. and he can just cling onto shane's back while he carries him upstairs and plops him down onto the bed and tucks him in and he doesn't even really have to wake up

[rozanauff]

we know shane likes to be loud and Ilya loves it but it’s also canon that Ilya is also loud and shane loves this.. hmm how do you think shane gets Ilya to be loud? tell me your thoughts queen

YES OK LETS ALL REMEMBER ILYA IS ALSO LOUDDD. shane loves seeing what he can reduce ilya to.........yeah

like ok. any time shane plays with his ass ilya be moaning within like 5 seconds 👍 ALSO every time ilya watches himself enter shane like im sorry he Be moaning a bit at the sight like ya hes still in awe. EVERY TIME SHANES RIDING HIM AND STARTS SLOWING DOWN or holds ilyas hands above his head 😍 when shane squeezes ilyas nipples.....WHEN SHANE TELLS HIM HE CANT CUM YET....ilya b whimpering when shanes prepping himself in front of ilya (and not letting ilya help.....)

[cephalopodie]

scott hunter doesn't hesitate... to kill

[ohlittlefox]

happy valentine’s day ♡

[firstprinced]

fave ilya looks in S1 (9/x): the backwards cap, sunglasses, and cutoff tank is really inspired. on him specifically.

[boitterfly]

[gaynehollander]

I literally cannot stop thinking about Ilya cutting himself off from the people who want to be his support system. He's making excuses to Yuna and David, repeatedly missing dinners, he never goes out with the team anymore, he's ignoring Svetlana's increasingly persistent texts and calls. He's trapped in his mind. They don't deserve to have to be around him. He can't handle disappointing them. He can't bear to look in their faces and see pity. He still sees Shane when he can but it's not as often as he'd hoped and usually only for a few hours or maybe a night and he's been on the road for days now. Ilya is spiralling. He's barely been able to get out of bed for days. The house is a mess. When someone starts banging on his door, he tries to ignore it, wills them to go away, acts like he isn't home. They don't let up. When he eventually answers and comes face to face with Svetlana he can see frustration and anger melting away as she looks at his face. She takes him in. Neither of them says anything. He feels flayed. He feels too open, too vulnerable, too numb to do anything about it. The look on her face isn't pity. It's a bone deep sadness and that's his fault. He's hurting her just by existing around her. She shouldn't have come. She's the first to break the silence and all she says is, "oh, Ilyusha, it's bad," before stepping in and wrapping her arms around him so tight that there is no where he could go. So tight that it forces the air out of him. So tight that it feels like something in the vast nothingness he's been floating in.

[rozanauff]

idk you have TikTok/already have seen this, but i was on tiktok yesterday and i saw this lil fanart of the kiddos sleeping exactly like ilya 🥺🫶🏼

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTB9Nxwvy/

(p.s. the rush i felt seeing someone talk about Our House out in the wild was such a rush i was like !!!!! OH MY GOD !!!!!!)

OMG!!!! i havent seen this on tiktok but this is from the EXTREMELY talented and amazing @sleepyeepy!! here is the post on tumblr :)) 🩷🩷

[butdarlingthestarrs]

Connor Storrie as Ilya Rozanov | Heated Rivalry | Season 1 Episode 1

[hollanov-ann]