mr. real estate

head chair of the the domestic hollanov and BAMF shane hollander agendas ✦ ao3 | "our house" series faq ✦ she/her | minors DNI

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hi!! when will you be updating? xo

whenever the worms in my brain tell me to

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cliff marleau actually

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I strongly believe that max with a straight face would bring something up during lunch/dinner about the possibility of one of them eating their twin in Shane’s womb. Max then proceeds to look at Niko and go “I bet it was you.” Mila is horrified and has nightmares about babies eating her while in Shane’s tummy 😭

IM CRYINGGG

max probably heard that from one of his friends at school 😭 so of course he has to bring it up at dinner. and of course he's convinced that it happened to one of them LOL

i see niko being all like "umm ok well doesnt that mean im STRONG since i was strong enough to absorb this hypothetical twin" and max is just like >:/ NO it means you're a greedy baby-eating parasite (hes trying to get on nikos nerves. what else is new)

and theyre going back and forth while ilya is probably trying so hard not to laugh bc he sees how worked up shane is getting and shane just keeps being like WHAT are you talking about, please stop, nobody ate their twin nobody even had a twin what is going on

mila is just sitting at the table like... 😦 mind you, she only just recently wrapped her brain around the fact that she was even in shanes tummy at one point. now youre telling her you can consume twins in there.....yeah she'd probably start crying 😭😭 ilya is like ALRIGHT max you need to leave the room thats enough and he picks up mila and tries to console her

but yeah every night that week she has nightmares 🫩 ilya tells her its ok, its not real, and even if there was another baby sharing the womb with you, you would win malyshka <33

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shane is soooooo strict

no motorcycle (i will be so mad if you crash and die)

no pilots license (i will be very mad if you fly into a mountain and die)

no smoking (i will never forgive you if you get lung cancer and die)

no fast cars (i will be so mad if you die in a high-speed crash)

go to the dermatologist (i will be so mad if you get skin cancer and die)

take your antidepressants (i love you so so so much)

ilya is rolling his eyes but he’s giddy af and everytime ilya gets a clean bill of health from the team doctor he shows shane, “happy?” “happiest”

[sinmonger]

Ilya + that lethal side profile

[orangejuicex3-mieoi]

heated rivalry doodles!! <3!

[gaygoatshane]

he couldn't believe he was being asked if he liked girls

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Cliff & Ilya send these back and forth after Ilya moves to Ottawa 😔

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before I follow I just wanna check (sorry girl I have to protect my peace) but are you a hudcon truther? I recently left twitter bc I can’t bare it anymore and now I see loads of them here too but I just wanna check sorry if this seems weird but honestly I can’t have that on my timeline

oh dude no i totally get it

i am ‼️ NOT ‼️ a hudcon truther. at all lol. i like their friendship. thats the extent

i dont follow anyone in the cast too closely aside from what they post on instagram and occasionally the HR subreddit whenever i still go on there :) i have zero interest in their personal lives. i may reblog some cast-related things whenever i feel like it but this is primarily a hollanov blog 🫶

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Mila and her bestie from nursery and fall out, she’s uninvited Mila to her party… when lyrics her up that day she is MAD. She doesn’t speak one word to Ilya at all, not in the car home, not when they get back. She sulks in her room to about 40 mins until Ilya gets a message from milas best friends dad saying that Mila is still invited to the party, tell her not to be upset and then now Ilya knows what’s up. (:

ohh my god, not mila's first friendship drama LOL

ilya would be so concerned. he'd be like ?? where is my chatty mila, this isnt the mila i know...and especially going to her room alone?? yeah, he knows something happened at nursery. he probably texts shane being like we have A Problem, something happened but i don't know what, she is sulking :(

and when he gets the message he's like ahh. okay. he goes to her room where she's like maybe playing very aggresisvely with her stuffed animals and he tells her that shes still invited. and she just gets all pouty like "X is mean i dont like her anymore i dont wanna go >:(" and ilyas trying to not find it funny how cute she looks when shes all mad so he nods seriously and asks her to tell him about it. and she does (its all a whole bunch of nothin). but in his very ilya way, he manages to turn her mood away and get her to love this friend again lol

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does shane have any push presents? like what was ilya gifting him for each baby?

yes i do and i think every time shane was like you do NOT need to get anything...and every time ilya completely ignored him

i think ilya actually showered shane with so many gifts after each birth that they all kind of melded together lol. but notably with niko, he got him an upgraded espresso machine (he knew shane would keep saying he doesnt need it, the old one works fine). with max, he got him a new very luxury mattress that shane kept eying but never bought. with mila, ilya got him a new car (family of 5, they need the space 🤩)

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[sluttywilliams]

the way shane's leg is hooked around ilya's arm here/the way ilya is helping shane spread himself wider. i am beyond dizzy.

[themoonandmyman]

Ilya Rozanov Pride starter pack

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Mila gives me sims players energy

youre SOO right

and you know she has instant gratification problems so she is abusing the motherlode cheat 🙂‍↕️

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hi depressing topic— ok so I know you have been asked about Mila inheriting Ilya’s depression and I’m not sure if this has been asked but do u think any of the kids inherited Shane’s ED ?

I know there’s no genetic link like depression (at least I don’t think there is)but like Shane having periods of stress in his life and reverting back to restrictive eating from time to time, i can see the kids picking up on it… especially as they get older and with the pressure of social media and being somewhat prominent figures because of their dads ?!?!

hi!! appreciate the question, but im recovering from an ED and need to avoid discussions about the topic :)

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what do you think hurt shane and ilya (can be different things) that niko stopped doing/changed because he got older

ohhh man. similar to a previous ask, i think shane got sad when niko stopped calling him daddy/dada :'( and probably when niko was in kindergarten, and he was starting to love school, when niko would stop needing a million kisses and hugs before saying bye to shane and ilya, he would just say a quick "bye!" and run off to his friends :'( i just know shane cried the first time that happened

i think ilya got REALLY got sad when niko stopped asking him to tuck him into bed or hug him voluntarily before bed </3 and when niko stopped wanting ilya to drop him off at school because it was now embarassing to him 😭

the list goes on and on :(((