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o shit forgot that this account existed anyway y’all wanna see my skye cosplay

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alex asks to wear linda’s glasses for a second, fully intending to crack jokes about how horrible her eyesight is. instead she finds out linda wears those glasses that turn light into little love hearts

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i have literally never been more emotionally attached to a star stable horse before i love the new jorvik wilds

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every time i log into star stable, alex gets dumber and dumber to me

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hey, this might be a bit of a stretch, but if anyone in fire star is not in a club....

consider joining my ecology club. my sister convinced me to waste star coins to make a club.

the only club activities are that we go around jorvik and stand in pretty places and pretend we’re ecologists looking at the natural life for science reasons or something i don’t know

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i’ve never actually met a ydris stan. i’ve heard about them but i’ve never spoken to someone who actually likes him. at this point i’m convinced they don’t exist.

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me, logging on after a week and immediately seeking out linda:

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due to personal reasons i will be marrying linda chanda

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i have not been on sso in literal weeks because i’m waiting to have enough sc for a quarter horse my horses are starving and i have not seen my wife linda in so long

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update: got my quarter horse. his name is mouse and i LOVE HIM

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still recovering from yesterday when my sister asked to play star stable for a sec and proceeded to say, without hesitation, how do i get to nilmer’s highland? i want to see the cute circus man. she played once like last year for maybe a total of 5 minutes how did she remember that???

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i have not been on sso in literal weeks because i’m waiting to have enough sc for a quarter horse my horses are starving and i have not seen my wife linda in so long

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can’t wait until i have a girlfriend i’m going to buy her a star stable membership and we r gonna have sso dates and i’m so excited 2 be gay on the lesbian horse game 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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i almost had linda in the second column as well. linda says bruh but only in the soul rider discord gc

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we do be making poorly edited memes before a

9 am zoom call 😔✊

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real talk but how do y’all imagine ur player character to b around the soul riders?

my mc sucks. everyone hates her.

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haha i forgot i made this meme!!!

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me, like a month ago: i don’t get why people give their sso horses such intricate backstories and personalised names? smh i’m never doing that

me now: these r my two magic horsies their names are remy and julia they r gay and in love 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰