Who Knows, Who Cares.

I'm here for a good time, not a long time.

[lamignonette]

[nesija]

who is she

[catchymemes]

George-Washington.zip

[moved-strabius-strawberry]

Why is this so funny to me? I think it’s the quick little jumpcuts, and then the reveal feels like a punchline to a joke.

[fruit-butt]

‘dad bod’ is just ‘bear’ in Straight

[garbagebagger-deactivated201812]

[mustaphi]

[catchymemes]

[klobbaklanks]

[taliabobalia]

[mrs-420-deactivated20170604]

New favorite tumblr post of all time.

[obishus-deactivated20200520]

This post has made me so happy.

[pizzaotter]

A M A Z I N G

[northbysouthwest-deactivated202]

I love this woman

[parliamentaryinquiry]

the last 10 seconds of this gif are the goddess’s most perfect creation

[hallucin8]

“I can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.

[im-not-right-in-the-head-deacti]

[movingtotwitter-at-hazymazepone]

Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

[m86-deactivated20171116]

a shat

[fnafvr]

Dont call it that please

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

[thisholometaboly]

Once again, the kind of loneliness that’s as liberating as it is terrifying.

[mswyrr-deactivated20181203]

there’s a genre of gal gadot photos where she’s with another woman who she likes and who likes her and i stg it looks like an engagement photo

and then there’s the hair stroking thing that she does with other women who are often adorably much shorter than her

[hagar-972]

#from what I gather from my israeli friends this level of physical contact is normal in their culture 

Ayup.

[callginalinetti]

#i love in the last two gifs #how the women who gal touches #immediately look as if they’ve been blessed by god

[chaoticgood-queer]

God I’m so fucking gay for her

[kettleninth]

reblog if you, too, would like to get engagement photos wth gal gadot

[michaun]

straight brain: Janis Ian was probably gay lol

lesbian brain: Regina George is the biggest lesbian in the history of cinema and she started the lesbian rumor about Janis to deflect from her own feelings and used hyper femininity and bullying to do the same when she entered high school in the rest of this essay I will-

[michaun]

in conclusion Regina and Janis will show up to brunch with Cady and Damian the day before their 10 year high school reunion arm in arm in these exact outfits

[princesstigerbelle]

✨Curious Zelda ✨

[snizabelle]

Depression: Buy stuff…hoard everything…your treasures are your Worth…buying will make you happy…

Anxiety: THROW IT AWAY THROW IT ALL AWAAAY DECLUTTER YOUR LIFE SIMPLIFY  B E  F R E E

[jehovahhthickness]

[awkwordalex]

I’m going paddleboarding this weekend and I invited 4 of my friends. 3 of them bailed and one of them still hasn’t answered. Guess what bitch is still going paddleboarding even if it means going alone?

Moral of the story:

Stop waiting on other people to live your life

[willynylanders]

me @ myself: wish you weren’t so fuckin awkward bud