I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
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Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
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Unpopular opinion but I feel the need to say this as election year draws closer and Democratic candidates are being announced:
in 2020, the ONLY GOAL is getting that orange sludge out of office.
That’s it. That is endgame for 2020. If you stick your head up your ass so far as to think anything is more important than that at this point, get an emergency head-ass-ectomy REAL fucking quick because we CANNOT pull another 2016.
I don’t care if the Dem nominee is someone you hate, if you’ve voted Green Party for 34 years, if your goddamn mother is on the ticket. If mama isn’t the official presidential candidate from the Democratic Party, then you DO NOT VOTE FOR HER.
2020 is about blocking another four years of nightmare hell. 2020 is about caring about other people’s realities over your “conscience” (read: online woke points). It’s about standing up for every person hurt, every person harassed, every person KILLED by the hate this piece of radioactive bile spews from every disgusting orifice.
ESPECIALLY my fellow white people better take this message to fucking heart, because WE are the ones who fucked this up, ESPECIALLY my fellow white women. You are not allowed to “vote your conscience.” You are not allowed to “weigh the options.” You are suddenly a single-issue voter, and that issue is Trump Is Evil. You are voting to evict, voting to BLOCK. If the Democratic candidate is less than ideal, you suck it the fuck up for 2020. This election is not, CANNOT be about idealism, about perfection. It’s about starting to undo four years of damage.
So from the announcement of the nominee until November 3rd, 2020, you better be all fucking in. If you don’t like their stances on certain issues, if they’re not progressive enough, if they’ve reached across the aisle too many times, worry about it November 4th. Spend the next four years pushing them left, protesting everything you don’t like, picket the fucking White House if you need to. I will be right there with you. But that starts on November 4th. Until then, we are on a straight anti-Trump train and y’all better not fucking get off it.
I’m “not allowed“ to vote for who or what I support? I didn’t vote for Trump in 2016. but it’s shit like this that makes me want to vote for him in 2020, and the more times I read this, the more likely I am to vote for him. Thanks for convincing me, volatile SJWs.
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Due to a recent silly discussion I have been amused by an idea and decided to share it with you guys. Here is the prompt. Shepard is Stirling Archer, now give me your take on who is the rest of the Archer cast. Repost with your thoughts so other people can weight in.
And, GO:
If Shepard is Sterling Archer, that would mean Ashley Williams = Lana Kane (both badass and angry with with s/o; both as skilled as the lead, but lacking that je ne sais quoi that makes the lead stand out) Kaidan Alenko = Cyril Figgis (both compassionate. but ultimately boring and self-centered. They both grow out of this as their respective series go on and become more useful to the team as a whole.) P.S. I wanted to make Jacob Cyril because of they’re boring, self-righteous cheaters, but that’d be an insult to Cyril. Miranda Lawson = Katya Kazanova (both high-ranking members in their enemy organization before defecting, though Katya returned to the KGB. Both grow fond of the person they are supposed to learn about. Miranda spearheaded the Lazarus project in which she meticulously studied every aspect of Shepard, also playing a role in the further romance. Katya learned about, and became infatuated with, Archer during her KGB training.) Mordin Solus = Doctor Algernop Krieger (Both are geniuses in their field. They show simple bouts of insanity and instill a lack of comprehension in others due to the way their brains operate and process information. Their scientific work is also linear.) Zaeed Massani = Rip Riley Aria T’loak = Mallory Archer Urdnot Grunt = Pam Poovey Kasumi Goto = Cheryl Tunt “Joker” Jeff Moreau = Ray Gilette (because they’re both cripples but also the most normal, then they grow on you and show their own set of absurdities.) Should I continue?
How to solve manspreading
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Unbelievable.
In 1969, America put a man on the moon, arguably the greatest achievement in human history.
In 2016, America decided to jump a hundred years into the past and chose the most moronic individual ever to be in charge of the most powerful country in the world.
This tells me one thing. America is no longer great. The majority of Americans have become a spineless, fear-driven, ignorant, gullible, racist, sexist, misogynistic people perfectly fine with a sexual predator with the mind of a three year old and the worst instincts to be their president. You’ve fallen for the con, allowed yourselves to be sucked in by false promises.
What could have been a bright, progressive and stable future is now an uncertain, murky one all because of some overblown bullshit about e-mails. The hatred and ignorance of a an unbelievably flawed con man won out. America, and the world, now face the prospect of economic, environmental and social disasters, presuming we actually survive that long.
To all those who voted for Trump, or threw their vote away for Johnson, I have two words: fuck you.
Seems we don’t learn from history. Pity, because Germany circa 1933 is on the phone.
To those who opposed Trump, I am truly sorry. As bad as Brexit was, and as unknown as the negative effects on us will yet be, I know it is nothing compared to what you now face. Those of colour, religion and sexual orientation outside that of the Fuhrer’s vision face the prospect of a dangerous, uncaring government opposed to them.
You had a good run as the beacon of good, America. Maybe in a few years you can reclaim it…if we’re still alive.
To start, I’m a big fan of your work. Now, pardon mon français, but fuck you. I didn’t “throw my vote away on Johnson”. There needs to be a change, and it’s not gonna happen if we keep basing elections on the lesser of two evils. Be the change you want to see, and what I want to see is a free America, where we vote on people whom we can be proud of. I want an America that’s free to choose candidates outside of the two-party system. I want to see an America that judges a candidate on their consistency and their policies, rather than mean comments and baseless allegations. So, no. It’s people with your mindset that are the fucking problem. Trump is one man, and there are leagues of politicians that will keep him from drastic measures. And you know what’s sad? The fact that the people here on tumblr, the oh so self-righteous liberal millennials that are supposed to be tolerant and accepting of everyone are now rioting in the streets. People talking about SUICIDE because Donald Trump won the election. Blaming straight, white, males. All they are doing is dividing people even further. YOU ARE THE FUCKING PROBLEM. YOU ARE THE REASON WE, AS A NATION, ARE AS DIVIDED AS WE ARE. People can’t even talk about politics casually anymore without it turning into an onslaught of “crooked Hillary” and “Racist, sexist, bigot”. The people need change, and it’s not gonna happen from people destroying property or ranting hate-filled speeches on a blog. It’s going to happen together, or not at all. Maybe instead of preaching hate for those that think differently than you, you can show them acceptance, because their votes come from more than just sexism, racism, and bigotry. We need a better understanding of politics, we need to fix the political system that cheats worthy candidates like Bernie Sanders and Gary Johnson, and most importantly, we need to fix the way we treat each other.
Johnson didn’t know what he was doing and had no hope of winning. He was as clueless as Trump. You backed a candidate who couldn’t win, and instead of grinning and bearing it, you instead enabled hatred to take over your country. Do you honestly think the people calling for political opponents to be jailed, media muzzled, Muslims excluded, LGBT shunned, women relegated to second class status and an increase in the amount of weapons that makes the United States such a violent country are just going to drop all their hateful rhetoric?
These people care only about themselves, in spite of largely being those from ‘religious’ groups. One thing is certain, considering they just spat in the face of the Constitution, they’re not true Americans, no matter how many flag print garments they don.
That’s like me saying everyone who supported David Cameron is a rich elitist that hates colored people in white England. And if this election has proved anything, it’s how universal these sentiments are. There’s racism on both sides. There’s sexism on both sides. There’s bigotry on both sides. Alternatively, not everyone who voted Trump is a homophobic hate-monger. And even those that are, their views aren’t entirely baseless. The American media creates a narrative of fear. A fear of your rights being taken from you, and Mexicans stealing your job, and Muslims committing acts of terror. And you know where a big portion of Trump’s supporters came from? People who hate Hillary Clinton. They may not even agree with him and are just doing it for spite. The United States is a cesspool of bullshit that needs to change, and that’s not going to happen so long as we vote for someone because they’re “not as bad as the other one.” I don’t want to “grin and bear it”. It’s that very mindset that has kept third parties down. That’s like if Adolf Hitler was running against Joseph Stalin with Gandhi as third party. Who would you vote for? Hitler? Stalin? or third party Gandhi? I’d rather let my conscience rest easy knowing I voted for the better person that lost than abandon my principles to support the second-worst person that won.
And you got what from it? A fascist government? Are you going to stand by that conscience when minorities are targeted, forced out of their homes. You going to believe in your conscience when bullying surges, when people start taking their own lives? You going to fall back on that conscience when your fellow citizens are degraded to second class, or worse?
Your choice has made America a more dangerous place. Not only will you feel internal effects, it will affect you overseas. It will affect us by proxy. You have given a bounty of propaganda to the likes of terrorists. The hateful rhetoric will inflame hatred of you.
In enabling Trump to reach the White House, you have just sent a clear message to 1.6 billion people that you do not like them.
You have alienated 122 million people south of your border.
You have driven fear into every gay, bisexual or transgender man and woman who lives or sets foot in the States.
You have told women that they are little more than objects who need to stay at home or in the kitchen, who can be assaulted whenever the man feels like it. Girls and women will be shamed more than usual for how they look, and cheating on them will be seen as okay because hey, the President did it, twice, as did most of his close confidants.
You have enabled the continued, unchecked proliferation of military weaponry into your populace and likely jeopardized the lives of countless innocents.
You have enabled a man who not once disavowed a known racist harshly, a man who hates Jews and minorities, and gleefully cheered about his win. A man who was controlled by an anti-Semitic conspiracy theorist.
You have enabled a man who cheated the system for money, who drove people out of business, who effectively stole from them. A man who is the closest thing to a tyrannical king as you will get.
This is a man who said he was a fantastic athlete, the best baseball player in NY, one of the best golfers in the world. That everything he has started was a success, despite a ridiculous number of failures and known cons and frauds. He is surrounded by sycophants who will willingly agree with everything he says. Sound familiar? .
You have put our world at risk by enabling a man who believes climate change, one of the biggest threats to our continued existence, is a hoax. Do you think he’ll be the one suffering when crops start failing? When coastal areas flood? When more people die because of bigger, stronger storms?
And what about us in Europe? Your new president wants protection money to counter Russia, and even then he’d probably take the money and leave.
Your conscience is far from clear. And when this whole travesty goes tits up, it’ll be on you.
This has taken a turn for the hyperbolic. I could easily say the same about Hillary Clinton. Her selling out to banks would further destroy the middle class, pushing what is left of it into poverty. Her leniency on business regulation and health care reform would skyrocket the prices of medical needs. Her wanting to send 100,000 soldiers to Syria to establish a no-fly zone would cause a war with Russia, China, and North Korea. And the biggest factor of all, I didn’t vote for him. Let’s give a clear analogy of what you’re saying. Say you’re being raped by two guys, but one has a bigger dick than the other. Clearly you’d want the guy with the smaller junk, because it’d hurt less. I don’t know about you, but I don’t fancy getting raped at all. That’s what it’s come to. On both sides. Instead of blaming third party voters for wanting their voices to be heard, why not direct it to the 120,000,000 people that didn’t vote?
Unbelievable.
In 1969, America put a man on the moon, arguably the greatest achievement in human history.
In 2016, America decided to jump a hundred years into the past and chose the most moronic individual ever to be in charge of the most powerful country in the world.
This tells me one thing. America is no longer great. The majority of Americans have become a spineless, fear-driven, ignorant, gullible, racist, sexist, misogynistic people perfectly fine with a sexual predator with the mind of a three year old and the worst instincts to be their president. You’ve fallen for the con, allowed yourselves to be sucked in by false promises.
What could have been a bright, progressive and stable future is now an uncertain, murky one all because of some overblown bullshit about e-mails. The hatred and ignorance of a an unbelievably flawed con man won out. America, and the world, now face the prospect of economic, environmental and social disasters, presuming we actually survive that long.
To all those who voted for Trump, or threw their vote away for Johnson, I have two words: fuck you.
Seems we don’t learn from history. Pity, because Germany circa 1933 is on the phone.
To those who opposed Trump, I am truly sorry. As bad as Brexit was, and as unknown as the negative effects on us will yet be, I know it is nothing compared to what you now face. Those of colour, religion and sexual orientation outside that of the Fuhrer’s vision face the prospect of a dangerous, uncaring government opposed to them.
You had a good run as the beacon of good, America. Maybe in a few years you can reclaim it…if we’re still alive.
To start, I’m a big fan of your work. Now, pardon mon français, but fuck you. I didn’t “throw my vote away on Johnson”. There needs to be a change, and it’s not gonna happen if we keep basing elections on the lesser of two evils. Be the change you want to see, and what I want to see is a free America, where we vote on people whom we can be proud of. I want an America that’s free to choose candidates outside of the two-party system. I want to see an America that judges a candidate on their consistency and their policies, rather than mean comments and baseless allegations. So, no. It’s people with your mindset that are the fucking problem. Trump is one man, and there are leagues of politicians that will keep him from drastic measures. And you know what’s sad? The fact that the people here on tumblr, the oh so self-righteous liberal millennials that are supposed to be tolerant and accepting of everyone are now rioting in the streets. People talking about SUICIDE because Donald Trump won the election. Blaming straight, white, males. All they are doing is dividing people even further. YOU ARE THE FUCKING PROBLEM. YOU ARE THE REASON WE, AS A NATION, ARE AS DIVIDED AS WE ARE. People can’t even talk about politics casually anymore without it turning into an onslaught of “crooked Hillary” and “Racist, sexist, bigot”. The people need change, and it’s not gonna happen from people destroying property or ranting hate-filled speeches on a blog. It’s going to happen together, or not at all. Maybe instead of preaching hate for those that think differently than you, you can show them acceptance, because their votes come from more than just sexism, racism, and bigotry. We need a better understanding of politics, we need to fix the political system that cheats worthy candidates like Bernie Sanders and Gary Johnson, and most importantly, we need to fix the way we treat each other.
Johnson didn’t know what he was doing and had no hope of winning. He was as clueless as Trump. You backed a candidate who couldn’t win, and instead of grinning and bearing it, you instead enabled hatred to take over your country. Do you honestly think the people calling for political opponents to be jailed, media muzzled, Muslims excluded, LGBT shunned, women relegated to second class status and an increase in the amount of weapons that makes the United States such a violent country are just going to drop all their hateful rhetoric?
These people care only about themselves, in spite of largely being those from ‘religious’ groups. One thing is certain, considering they just spat in the face of the Constitution, they’re not true Americans, no matter how many flag print garments they don.
That’s like me saying everyone who supported David Cameron is a rich elitist that hates colored people in white England. And if this election has proved anything, it’s how universal these sentiments are. There’s racism on both sides. There’s sexism on both sides. There’s bigotry on both sides. Alternatively, not everyone who voted Trump is a homophobic hate-monger. And even those that are, their views aren’t entirely baseless. The American media creates a narrative of fear. A fear of your rights being taken from you, and Mexicans stealing your job, and Muslims committing acts of terror. And you know where a big portion of Trump’s supporters came from? People who hate Hillary Clinton. They may not even agree with him and are just doing it for spite. The United States is a cesspool of bullshit that needs to change, and that’s not going to happen so long as we vote for someone because they’re “not as bad as the other one.” I don’t want to “grin and bear it”. It’s that very mindset that has kept third parties down. That’s like if Adolf Hitler was running against Joseph Stalin with Gandhi as third party. Who would you vote for? Hitler? Stalin? or third party Gandhi? I’d rather let my conscience rest easy knowing I voted for the better person that lost than abandon my principles to support the second-worst person that won.
Unbelievable.
In 1969, America put a man on the moon, arguably the greatest achievement in human history.
In 2016, America decided to jump a hundred years into the past and chose the most moronic individual ever to be in charge of the most powerful country in the world.
This tells me one thing. America is no longer great. The majority of Americans have become a spineless, fear-driven, ignorant, gullible, racist, sexist, misogynistic people perfectly fine with a sexual predator with the mind of a three year old and the worst instincts to be their president. You’ve fallen for the con, allowed yourselves to be sucked in by false promises.
What could have been a bright, progressive and stable future is now an uncertain, murky one all because of some overblown bullshit about e-mails. The hatred and ignorance of a an unbelievably flawed con man won out. America, and the world, now face the prospect of economic, environmental and social disasters, presuming we actually survive that long.
To all those who voted for Trump, or threw their vote away for Johnson, I have two words: fuck you.
Seems we don’t learn from history. Pity, because Germany circa 1933 is on the phone.
To those who opposed Trump, I am truly sorry. As bad as Brexit was, and as unknown as the negative effects on us will yet be, I know it is nothing compared to what you now face. Those of colour, religion and sexual orientation outside that of the Fuhrer’s vision face the prospect of a dangerous, uncaring government opposed to them.
You had a good run as the beacon of good, America. Maybe in a few years you can reclaim it…if we’re still alive.
To start, I’m a big fan of your work. Now, pardon mon français, but fuck you. I didn’t “throw my vote away on Johnson”. There needs to be a change, and it’s not gonna happen if we keep basing elections on the lesser of two evils. Be the change you want to see, and what I want to see is a free America, where we vote on people whom we can be proud of. I want an America that’s free to choose candidates outside of the two-party system. I want to see an America that judges a candidate on their consistency and their policies, rather than mean comments and baseless allegations. So, no. It’s people with your mindset that are the fucking problem. Trump is one man, and there are leagues of politicians that will keep him from drastic measures. And you know what’s sad? The fact that the people here on tumblr, the oh so self-righteous liberal millennials that are supposed to be tolerant and accepting of everyone are now rioting in the streets. People talking about SUICIDE because Donald Trump won the election. Blaming straight, white, males. All they are doing is dividing people even further. YOU ARE THE FUCKING PROBLEM. YOU ARE THE REASON WE, AS A NATION, ARE AS DIVIDED AS WE ARE. People can’t even talk about politics casually anymore without it turning into an onslaught of “crooked Hillary” and “Racist, sexist, bigot”. The people need change, and it’s not gonna happen from people destroying property or ranting hate-filled speeches on a blog. It’s going to happen together, or not at all. Maybe instead of preaching hate for those that think differently than you, you can show them acceptance, because their votes come from more than just sexism, racism, and bigotry. We need a better understanding of politics, we need to fix the political system that cheats worthy candidates like Bernie Sanders and Gary Johnson, and most importantly, we need to fix the way we treat each other.
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THINGS THAT DO NOT EXIST
Reverse Racism
Misandry
Cisphobia
Heterophobia
“Transtrenders”
Fake trans people
Oppression of white people
An invasion of Texas
The Friendzone
A good reason for nuking Japan
Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq
Dick Cheney’s moral compass
Donald Trump’s moral compass
A good excuse for the genocide done against the Native Americans
A reason for Columbus Day to exist
Oppression of Christians in America
Oppression of men for being men, anywhere
Putin’s moral compass, bravery, brain, heart, or penis
A reason not to vote for Bernie Sanders if you’re eligible.
Congratulations, you’re a fucking retard.
why is this so hard to understand
I would like to counter this with the fact that one of my best friends used to get the shit kicked out of him for being the only white kid in the neighborhood
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