An often final sight, a raging Anissue, ready to cleave something in half.
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An often final sight, a raging Anissue, ready to cleave something in half.
Just wanting to slice some baddies open, while the rest of the party is trying to not die from giant Japanese spider crabs. Anissue may have eaten one during combat but that's neither here nor there.
Meeting up with Aylin and Isobel goes somewhat smoothly. Anissue and Aylin are fishing for all the protein for camps dinner. (Yes, it's a lot of fish. 2 paladins, 2 barbarians, a monk and a cleric gotta eat)
They shared stories. Aylin of her adventures with Isobel, Karlach and Zatavia. Anissue talks a little bit about Avernus and her time stuck in the blood war, and some of the mighty demons she fell.
Back at camp, Isobel is cooking vegetable stew, and Naji is peeling potatoes for Isobel. Zatavia finds the lychee bowl and really just couldn't help herself.
They did not end up having lychee honeycakes that night.
Karlach is finding more herbs and berries for breakfast however.
Whoever will they meet next?
Gonna tag the owner of Zatavia righttt here @featherwurm
On their way to meet some more of Zatavia and Karlachs friends, Naji got cold and hugs Anissue for a little warmth. Karlach really couldn't help herself.
Never change Karlach, never change. Zatavia finds it hilarious. @featherwurm
( Funny story, I was working on sketching out the tiefs meeting Dame Aylin and Isobel, but unfortunately for me, my notebook was ruined. I was sketching in the woods, and this bird that was possessed by the spirit of Ketheric Thorm shat on my notebook. I'm mad, so I did a quick sketch after my shift. Yay.)
Tiefbeef. Naji gets cold easily, and Anissue is a furnace. So borrowing a oversized furlined regal cape from your fiance is a wonderful idea to warm your bones. Besides its comfy and reminds Naji of a tressym from Baldur's gate that smell of ashes and old books... hmm..
Next doodle will be Anissue and Naji meeting some of Zatavia and Karlachs friends. Who should I start with? I can't imagine Astarion being well behaved. @featherwurm
Naji Doubt, Paladin of Tyr, preparing to spar.
Needless to say, Anissue enjoys the sight... and the sparring, totally!
Just Anissue, thinking in a sunset. Between trying to save the universe from the old gods, keeping her family safe, planning a wedding and having her past literally hunt her down, she doesn't get much time to just breathe.
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In a Bg3 au, Anissue and Naji meet up with some friends for protein shakes and to share stories of their adventures. Of course Karlach is talking about doing some shenanigans at the blushing mermaid, and of course the rest of the tiefbeef agree to go.
Anissue paid for everyone's protein shakes with a bit of her storm giant king money. Naji protested a bit, but Anissue shushed her with a little smooch. Zatavia and Karlach giggled at their shenanigans.
I like drawing these morons. It's hilarious, considering the person with the highest intelligence is Naji, with a 12 in intelligence.
@featherwurm
They needed a snuggle after defeating a Atropal, or better known as the would-be god of infinity, Graham. After banishing him to the Abyss for the rest of time, they had to care for the rest of the party with 4 levels of exhaustion for a couple days. Anyways, Naji is always cold, so cuddling Anissue under some fur blankets is a must after healing everyone.
If you don't know what a Atropal is, it is a gargantuan undead god fetus, that has the ability to yell and cause exhaustion on failed constitution save. Graham was rather special, as any status effects that was inflicted on him, we found out during combat, lasted infinitely, hence the banishment.
Also "gargantuan undead god fetus" sounds like a cursed band name. A bg3 band au perhaps.
Fuck it, outside of canon, Anissue is 8 feet tall. In whatever AU other than her canon, she's 8 feet tall. @featherwurm
So of course in an AU in BG3, she meets up with some friends, and while Zatavia and Naji are off shopping, the two barbarians seek enrichment, and it goes wrong.
Naji came back after a quick sending stone message later.
This may or may not be based off of an encounter that I had in my campaign. A big fan boy low level adventurer asks Anissue to punch him full force. She does after ten minutes worth of convincing, and I rolled a crit. 5.5e path of the berserker is bonkers.
Also crits are double damage dice.
Is there any mathematicians that can calculate the odds of rolling a maximum? I have never rolled a maximum in my eight years of dnd with that many dice.
Anyways Toodles
I realize i've never introduced my barbarian, so here we go.
Anissue Dante Hellreaver (soon to be Anissue Dante Doubt). An avernus born Zariel tiefling. Chaotic Good.
As of writing, she's a level 11 path of the berserker barbarian. Our campaign is supposed to go up to level 21, so God knows how powerful she'll be later.
Physically large, standing at 6'6" without her horns, with them she's 6'11". Weighing at around 280 lbs of mostly tief beef. Other than the intense physical scarring across her body, the only other notable physical future is her eyes. A slight unsettling glow from her pupils, and when she rages her entire eye glows orange. Two tattoos, one being on her left forearm (remembrance bands) and another being on the back of her neck (Infernal branding, saying Hellsbane).
Stats:
Strength: 29 (+9)
Dexterity: 12 (+1)
Constitution: 17 (+3)
Intelligence: 9 (-1)
Wisdom: 13 (+1)
Charisma: 14 (+2)
Great Weapon Master + Savage Attacker is busted with a 29 strength.
Resistant to fire, necrotic, acid, lightning, thunder, and physical damage when raging.
Magic items:
Storms giant belt, which sets your strength to 29, which Anissue bargained for after awkwardly informing a storm giant king add a dinner party. How about the fact that the world is trying to end and that she needs help to prevent the universe from being unmade. She didn't get smited and got the belt after basically agreeing to give her soul to the storm giants afterlife, which technically won't happen because Anissue is a reincarnated plasmoid, and will just reincarnate after death. Nerd.
Misfortune, a +2 greatsword of lifestealing. She acquired from a warlord in a big fight before the fight with a Atropal named Schroedinger.
Sunforger, a +2 warhammer that she bought from a store. Later, she tried to sell space cocaine to that store to get one money to buy more sending stones and got kicked out. Oops.
Boots of Speed, she bought from Waterdeep.
Necrotic resistant scale mail, a reward after killing some demons on a boat.
Mariners Armor, bought to prepare for a fights underwater.
Ring(s) of resistance, all bought. She's got acid, thunder, and lightning.
7 sending stones, a impulse buy after her and Naji’s first date, to keep in contact before they started to travel together.
Gem of Brightness, I deadass can't remember how I got it.
Backstory: Imma summarize horribly here. Born in Avernus, the only reason she was born was so she could take place of her father for the blood war. Mom ran away after giving birth to her younger brother, Hazard. Her father in a rage, attempted to decapitate Hazard when he cried, and Anissue took the blow to her face. She rages for the first time, and beats her father, slashing his right eye with a axe. When she turns 17, she is drafted unwillingly into the blood war, brought before Zariel, approved and was a foot soldier.
Twenty years of nonstop, fighting for her life, she rose to the rank of lieutenant, and had a platoon, 662nd division, 50 soldiers under her command. She was well known across the hells for her violence and ability to keep going, despite many lethal wounds, earning many titles. She hated that she was fighting, and wanted the peaceful life. She faniced her second in command, a tiefling cleric. Before that cleric got ripped in half by a rogue pit fiend.
After a while, she decided it wasn't worth being alive, and she was at a big camp in Avernus called Edethos. 100,000 soldiers stationed there. Anissue found what she thought was abyssal flames, and made it into a bomb.
Later in formation, she pulled the pin on the bomb and dropped it at her feet. The portal opened up underneath her feet and she heard the goddess of fate whisper to her, telling her it's not her time yet, and throwing her into the material plane on her 37th birthday.
Spoiler: it wasn't abyssal flames. It was a netherese orb. It leveled the camp.
I can go way more depth about it, but i'm not going to.
That's all i'm writing for now.
@featherwurm i just had to draw Zatavias first reaction to Anissue
Zatavia probably: I don't think I've met a tiefling bigger than Karlach.
Anissue's 6' 8" ass:
Anissue is very excited to meet another meathead, that can at least survive two punches from her.
Crossover!? Anissue meets @featherwurm 's Zatavia, in Baldur's Gate, at the Blushing Mermaid. I feel like they would get along, sharing stories, have a couple beers and stir trouble. Anissue explains her position as champion of Aberheim, and that she recently came back from elemental plane of water and fought some purple worms. And Zatavia explaining her stories of Avernus with Karlach and Wyll. They get in a bar fight, They have a good time.
Anissue no, you can't punch that guy, you have a 29 strength.
Anyways Enjoy some beefy tieflings
I have nothing appropriate to say about this.
Tiefbeef squad i guess.
Paladin on a honse. Seriously, What is the horse's anatomy, It's absolutely garbage.
Sometimes you just gotta hold open the purple worm jaw so that the druid can escape.
I also had the funniest nat one experience in my entire eight years of dnd during this session.
My barbarian and the paladin are going down into the depths of the ocean, with the monk and druid. We have to make a constitution check to make sure our eardrums don't burst. The barbarian passes, the monk doesn't have to roll, considering he doesn't have ears, and the rest fail. I asked the dungeon master if my barbarian would notice that the paladin is deafened. I have to make an insight check.
Nat 1.
So now my poor barbarian thinks that her fiance is giving her the cold shoulder, because the paladin hasn't responded to Anissue. And then we fought a purple worm.