Actually Maybe An Adult?

I'm Molly! My friends describe me as awkward, quirky, and "a really weird mom type." I describe myself as neurotic. Agents of SHIELD is my fall/spring occupation, Teen Wolf is my summer job, and One Direction is my extra curricular activity that has slowly taken over my life. I'm a Casting Associate in Los Angeles and I cast those terribly cheesy TV movies. I'm also developing a YA series, which I hope to eventually write and publish. This blog is purely for my own gratification; I reblog/post things that I think are funny/cute/insightful so that I can look back on them and cry at my own leisure. I'm either going to marry Harry Styles or a nice man named Weasley and we will have 7 children.

[leslies-niece-torple]

pansexualpoland:

that one character that everyone in the fandom flips their shit about and you’re just like

[hellyeahthomassanders]

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hellyeahthomassanders:

Match Made in Heaven 💞 by Thomas Sanders

[best-of-memes]

[weloveshortvideos]

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weloveshortvideos:

Apparently my cousin wasn’t too happy with the e-vite I made for her daughters baptism.

[plants4]

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micspam:

shrexy:

imreallycoolandfriendly:

which do u think would win in a fight??? discuss

the first dog clearly has years of fighting experience and possesses the stern, quiet dominance of a master, but his age could prove disadvantageous when pitted against the raw power of the second dog.  there’s clearly something brutal and furious burning inside him, and he walks with a carelessness that hints at his true berserker nature.  the first dog’s technique will have to be flawless if he hopes to avoid being annihilated

I fucking hate this post. It’s fucking bullshit. Tell me, in what fucking universe do you exist in where raw anger and strength will overcome a seasoned master of fighting. No Fuck this. The first dog has 10,000 years of experience under his belt just look at that beard. The other dog is some angry stupid asshole and he will get his ass kicked. Fuck you and Fuck you for making me look at the url “shrexy”

[thebestoftumbling]

[leslies-niece-torple]

thebestoftumbling:

you okay there, buddy?

[awesomevines]

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cosplaymutt:

HOW IS THIS 6 SECONDS THOUGH

[leslies-niece-torple]

kaikidieshu:

stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long, too cynical

[goneintorapture]

[glitterweave]

me as a flight attendant 

[jadeamelia]

[softestbuckley]

smooth stilinski pickup lines: part 85/?

[softestbuckley]

smooth stilinski pickup lines: part 101/?

[softestbuckley]

smooth stilinski pickup lines: part 119/?

[eversncenewyork]

It is SO FUCKING DEHUMANIZING to say that Louis’ only redeemable quality is Larry.

What about the Louis who supports countless charities? Who has a personal relationship with one of the girls he supports? What about the Louis who cries at rom coms and is a shoulder to cry on for the other boys? What about the Louis who helped raise his sisters and is best friends with his mom? What about the Louis who stumbled across an opportunity, seized it, and five years later has achieved far beyond his wildest dreams in singing, football, and business? What about the Louis who has VOCALLY expressed support for LGBTQ+ fans? What about the Louis who has started like 18 Twitter feuds in defense of his band mates? What about the Louis who named his company “78 Productions” in honor of his grandparents? What about the Louis who thanks us endlessly for the No Control project? What about the Louis who helps write beautiful lyrics like those in Strong, Fireproof, and No Control? What about the Louis who overcame insecurity in his voice? Who went from no solos on the X factor to dominating an entire song on Four? What about the Louis who carries most of the choruses on songs with little recognition? What about the Louis who came from a family where money was tight and now does as much as he can to provide for his family and others like his? What about the Louis who sticks up for himself and his loved ones? What about the Louis who is going to be a fantastic father for this child despite being so young and the fact that it will most likely halt his career? What about the Louis whose face lights up at the mention of children? What about the Louis who defended Eleanor for a very long time, before things began to fizzle out between them? What about the Louis who saw Harry, the youngest member, and took him under his wing? And told him he’d be alright? What about the Louis who brought Liam out of his shell? What about the Louis who recognized a trans fan and corrected Harry on their pronouns? What about the Louis who doesn’t take anyone’s shit and won’t let his loved ones take any shit? What about the Louis who found an unexpected love in songwriting? What about the Louis who when he loves, loves wholly, unconditionally, and vehemently?

What about the Louis who is an ACTUAL PERSON, not just half of your fucking OTP?

[princess-bel]

So I was rereading Harry Potter, when I came across this and thought- what if instead of Cedric Diggory, Cassius Warrington had been chosen to compete in the Triwizard Tournament?

Imagine Dumbledore calling out the name of the Hogwarts champion and it isn’t a Gryffindor, or a Ravenclaw, or even a Hufflepuff, but it’s a Slytherin. A student from a House most people hate.

Imagine Cassius Warrington getting up, and three out of four Houses are booing at him and shouting things like “NO!” or, “We can’t have a Slytherin champion!” or demanding a retry. But he’s a Slytherin- he’s been dealing with this shit since he got sorted, so he keeps his head high and joins the other champions.

Imagine Harry trying to catch Warrington alone because he doesn’t really want to associate with Slytherins (plus Malfoy has this tendency of being around the guy ALL THE TIME since he got chosen), but at the same time he’s also fair enough not to want him to walk into the first task unprepared.

Imagine Warrington walking over to Harry a few months later, and Ron and Hermione both jump into a protective stance, wands out, but instead of attacking Harry he just tells him to stick the egg underwater. (Because Slytherins don’t forget those who helped them out).

Imagine Warrington and Harry helping each other out in the labyrinth.

Imagine Harry being devastated when Peter kills Warrington- because Voldemort doesn’t care what house they’re form, a spare is a spare.

Imagine the uproar that causes among the Slytherins, because some of their parents really are Death Eaters and they know what really happened.

Imagine Slytherins fighting in the Battle of Hogwarts and shouting “This is for Cassius!”

[aplatonicjacuzzi]

Imagine Harry returning with Warrington’s body, and the crowd realizes what’s happened, but Warrington’s parents don’t show up. There’s no one to mourn him, to cradle him in their arms and cry for their son. The Slytherins know why. His parents were Death Eaters, too.

Imagine Slytherins reaching out, asking for help from classmates from other houses. They’re terrified, truly terrified because the being their parents claimed would never hurt them because they’re pureblood, they realize that he does not care.

Imagine Slytherins in the 5th book sneaking off to join Dumbledore’s Army, to learn more about who Voldemort is without their parents acting as a filter. 

Imagine the shock when they’re told what he’s really done.

Imagine that a few talented Slytherins went with Harry and the others into the Ministry of Magic. The others are a bit wary but they prove themselves as friends.

Imagine them being confronted by Lucius Malfoy in the the Hall of Prophecy, and when the Death Eaters descend, they know that any one of them could be their parents.

Imagine the shocked gasp of a Death Eater as they realize their own child, a pureblood, is standing defiantly with Harry Potter. They choke back a cry. They can’t let their child know that they were about to duel to the death.

Imagine a DA Slytherin facing off against their own Death Eater parent. That they make the decision to let their child defeat them, because in that moment, they realize that they love their child more than they fear Voldemort. They go down, mask unveiled, and the Slytherin kid has to be dragged from the fight before he gets killed.

Imagine Book 6 Slytherins getting more friendly and cooperative with the other houses. Two years of Voldemort terrorizing the muggle and Wizarding world, two years where their parents just up and leave some days, cringing from the pain in their arm, two years after the death of the first Slytherin pureblood, Cassius Warrington, killed by Voldemort’s right-hand man, and they’re slowly hitting the breaking point.

Imagine Slytherin kids keeping tabs on their parents, sending the information to Harry, who shares it with the Order of the Phoenix, and hoping that their parents won’t be killed.

Imagine Book 7 Slytherins low-key rebelling against the new oppressive Hogwarts staff.

Imagine the final seige on Hogwarts, where Slytherins stand proudly by their fellow houses, knowing full-well they could be fighting their own parents. Some Slytherins know their parents were in the fighting. They hope to find them first and sneak them away. Their fellow students understand. Professor McGonagall allows 7th Year Slytherin, Pansy Parkinson, to duel a death eater in her stead; her father is under that veil. She knows it.

Imagine the aftermath of the battle; every house suffered loses. Slytherin students crying over the deaths of friends they made in every house.

Imagine a Cassius Warrington statue made in his honor, the first Slytherin to fight and die nobly with Harry Potter, the boy who lived, in the face of ultimate evil. He was a true Slytherin, and its in his name that Slytherin children and their families have cut all ties with the Death Eaters, denounced Voldemort, and are finally living in peace.

[stylestm]

They can't do spaces because everyone will scream "zayn" after they sing, "who's gonna be the first to say goodbye"

liam be like: “you have DEFINITELY cried the most out of every crowd so far!!!”

harry be like: “we can see you crying in the back, we can see you crying on the left, we can see you crying on the right, and we can see you crying on the floor!!”