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Pride being Selim Bradley in fmab is one of the greatest literary twists of all time, cause it was such a jumpscare and I only figured it out like 30 seconds before it happened when Ms Bradley said “He’s the Pride of my life” if she hadn’t said that I would have never guessed

furuba

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Fyodor Dostoevsky's manuscript draft of The Brothers Karamazov, 1880

hattedhedgehog

MDZS/The Untamed is a cautionary tale about what could happen in the long run if you are repeatedly rude to customer service people.

hattedhedgehog

allegrabanner

sometimes family is just you, your peerlessly serene but secretly feral autistic dad, your undead mad genius adhd gremlin necromancer dad, the lovably awkward reanimated corpse of your distant uncle, and the donkey your adhd dad stole from the family of the man who summoned his soul into his own body in order to enact vengeance on said family

jadedanddark

Everyone: hey he's resurfaced after three months, what's wrong with Wei Wuxian?

Wei Wuxian: *nightmares* *flinches when approached suddenly* *drinking heavily* *violent outbursts* *won't talk about it* *always armed* *basically every symptom of PTSD we have*

Everyone: it's the necromancy isn't it

weavebro

wei wuxian: *comes back wrong (tm)*

everyone: it’s the demonic cultivation, isn’t it? it’s the necromancy, he’s losing his mind because he’s being corrupted by evil

wei wuxian: *actually just has ptsd from surviving Evil Evil Place People Cannot Survive and afterwards having to deal with bureaucracy that is so privileged and corrupt and inhuman that he’d rather go back to Evil Evil Place People Cannot Survive, because literal necromancy is less ethically problematic than whatever it is most of the clans are doing*

zhoudadudugongjin

actually the only thing in cql that i want explained is how jiggy got his hands on king théoden of rohan's sword

pigfartsviatardis

100% jiggy attended an ‘evil henchmen’ conference at some point, and seeing wormtongue’s busted ass drunkenly showing off the sword and ranting about ‘that frigid bitch eowyn’ was what finally convinced him to accelerate the plans to murder his dad

(He stole the sword obviously, it’s pretty)

dogpuppy

#thank u spongebob #needed that

caribbean1989

Jacob Elordi and Guillermo del Toro on set of Frankenstein (2025)

My GIF masterlist

dogpuppy

#needed that

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they-came-from-jersey

What is one to even do with this information. I have no one to talk to about this.

hansoeii

I reblogged the destiel phan is real meme and now people are asking me who dan and phil are. I thought you could only join this website if you had a problematic parasocial relationship with them when you were 14