[manrippedapartbydogs]

[less-than-jen]

Once every three years I pretend that I’m gonna get back on here and then I see the 1,397 drafts from like 2012 and just log back out like it never happened tbh

[less-than-jen]

Should I get back into tumblr just for a laugh tbh, like completely ironically obv

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[pourover]

zac carper from fidlar is fucking like 5′4

[fidlar]

I’m 5'8 you dick fuck

[patrickjmccormack]

[headacher]

*goes to your funeral in david byrnes big suit*

[normal-horoscopes]

I AM REGULAR. I AM NORMAL. PEOPLE AT TH GROCERY STORE DO NOT ATTACK ME WITH VISIONS.

[harborfreight]

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

[andshecanproveitwasolidrighthook]

Ok *kisses the bridge of your nose because i love you and i like the way it is shaped*

[realcrybarr]

Bro, I'm trying to sneak into the yard, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the bull

[nocountryforlesbians]

head not empty, many abstract uncommunicatable thoughts

[fuckg-0-d]

im young beautiful and having so much fun rotting in my bed

[errorschacha]

Sorry for just writing “the monster becomes the monsted” on your Christmas card. I couldn’t think of a regular greeting or whatever. My bad.

[memeuplift]

[natgeofound]

A cowgirl puts a nickel in an El Paso parking meter to hitch her pony, October 1939. Photograph by Luis Marden, National Geographic