xB & Keralis hanging out on xB's stream moments 5/16/24
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xB: (giggling)
Keralis: Heyyyyy! Look who's here!
xB: hi! (overlapping)
Keralis: Hi, how have you been?
xB: Hello. I've been alright, how's your--
Keralis: I haven't seen you in ages--
xB: I know, you've been gone for like a year.
Keralis: Yeah, yeah.
xB: Yeah.
Keralis: Every single year, I'm gone.
xB: I know!
Keralis: This year was terrible, this year was terrible. But I'm back, I'm back!
xB: Good! Did you want to come see what I'm working on?
Keralis: (interrupting) Hi! You're pretty. Yeah yeah yeah, lead the way.
xB: You're--I mean, you're not so bad, yourself. You know what I'm saying?
Keralis: Oh, have you seen, I've--
xB: (interrupting) Hello.
Keralis: --I've got a trim job, look at this--
xB: Oh! Look at you. Oh, wait, wait, are we matchy-matchy?
Keralis: No, you're blue, I'm yellow.
xB: Well, right, but the same, same--yeahhhh, look at us.
Keralis: eyyyyy--
xB: We are handsome AF.
Keralis: Well, my eyes are more handsome than yours--
xB: Ehh--
Keralis: Let me, let me just get undressed for success--
xB: my--mine costs diamonds to put on. Yours is just gold.
Keralis: (sighs) I mean--
xB: Uh huh--
Keralis: --diamonds are kinda just so yesterday, I would say, so yeah. So yesterday.
xB: Well, gold is just so, like, 2010.
Keralis: (four seconds of silence) I don't want to see your thing anymore.
xB: (giggles)
Keralis: (laughs) Lead--lead the way, lead the way.
xB: Okay.
Keralis: I missed the message, okay? I've missed the message--is this your? Thingy?
xB: Yeah!
Keralis: "xB's base--" Have you moved away from me?
xB: Uh, a little bit, yeah.
Keralis: Dudeeeee--
xB: I-I-I'm not done, like, at spawn, but--
Keralis: I'm gone for three weeks and this happens? Oh my goodness.
xB: Why do you think I left? Because I no longer had a neighbor.
Keralis: You do have neighbors, who's Beef, then? You've got Beef, you've got Falsie--oh, goodness, you've got plenty of netherite--
xB: No, he built a--he built a moat. Didn't you see? Beef built a moat, so I couldn't get to him.
Keralis: That was Falsie, I guess, right? (overlapping) But did he hire False--
xB: Right, but he hired her--(overlapping) so he might as well have built it--
Keralis: (laughs) that's rude--
xB: (laughing) Dang guy.
Keralis: Oh, that's so rude.
xB: mhm. Oh, I borrowed your fishing pole for a little bit, too. And then I put it back.
Keralis: You did what with my pole?
xB: I--touched it.
Keralis: You touched my tra-la-la?
xB: Mhm. (snickering)
Keralis: My ding-ding-dong?
xB: (giggling) Not that, no. (more giggling)
Keralis: Oh.
Keralis: I don't want to be the party pooper, but I got dinner in just a few minutes, which I need to attend to. Otherwise my wife is gonna--
xB: Yeah, I've gotta--
Keralis: --be super upset.
xB: Yeah, I've got a base to finish, so. Or, water to finish? Getting out? I guess?
Keralis: Your base is over here. I can't believe you've moved away from me.
xB: That is my starter base.
Keralis: That is not your starter base. That is your forever home, and now you're gone.
xB: Starter--no, no no no no no. I never said it was my--I said from the beginning, "this is my starter base."
Keralis: I see your horse. What is up on the-the second floor? What's that?
xB: That's my bed.
Keralis: Your bed?
xB: Mhm.
Keralis: You got a bed?
xB: Yeah! I took one of the beds out of it, but, yeah.
Keralis: Awwww, there we go. That is my side, and that is your side.
Grian: a return to a tried and true format of season 3.
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Grian: That's right, we're doubling down on Double Life! You will be randomly assigned a soulmate you will share your healthbar with.
Grian: But this time we have taken measures to ensure the game doesn't end at record speeds.
Bdubs: Are you finally letting us sleep through the night?
Tango: Did the amount of hearts get doubled?
Scott: Did you realize the mechanic itself is broken?
Grian: No, don't be silly.
Grian: We are adding more people to the roster! They may not be new to this in general, but only now will they get the chance to find true love.
Skizz: BOO YAH! I'm single and ready to mingle!
Lizzie: True love, eh? An intriguing concept, but I'll need more evidence to truly believe it.
Joel: Lizzie pLEASE
Grian: not to mention-
Grian: -a certain mysterious duo will be joining us for the very first time!
Grian: Give it up for---!
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