[backpackfullofplums]

In case you aren’t familiar, Michael Scott Moore and David Rohde are both journalists. Moore was held by Somali pirates for 977 days. Rohde was held captive by the Taliban for 7 months after being abducted in Afghanistan.

[freshwaterraven]

[image description: a series of tweets

The first is a tweet from Michael Scott Moore (@MichaelSctMoore), dated Jun 22, responding to a tweet from NowThis (@nowthisnews). The tweet from NowThis reads, “A Trump official tried to argue that detained children don’t need soap, toothbrushes, or beds to be ‘safe and sanitary’ while in Border Patrol custody.” In response, Michael Scott Moore wrote, “Somali pirates gave me toothpaste & soap.” David Rohde (@RohdeD) added, “The Taliban gave me toothpaste & soap.” End image description]

[awwww-cute]

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

[whatsfreebaseandwhatsfreeabouti]

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

[unclefather]

pick him up

[certifiedcis]

people who think they’re smart because they refuse to consider social or historical explanations for literally anything

[certifiedcis]

[kitty]

[demonsrunsweetie]

Thats the cutest thing i’ve ever seen

[zolozour]

not to be fake deep but whether we’re together or apart we can both remove the masks and admit we regret it from the start

[fearlessgladiatrix]

is this a twenty one pilots lyric

[zolozour]

[mentaltigerinc-deactivated20160]

Oh My Fuckin’ God are you for real???

[zolozour]

[amargedom]

““No matter how attractive a person’s potential may be, you have to date their reality.””

— Mandy Hale (via goodreadss)

[hermionegranger]

The new Hunger Games novel is set 64 years before the 75th Hunger Games… So the 11th Games.. you know who was in the 11th Hunger Games?

[beatlemaniacinthetardis]

[toastbutteregg]

this is me pretending to do homework when im really scrolling through tumblr while taking random quizzes like how much common sense do you have which i dont need to take cause i probably have none

[pepethefrogblog]

nice self burn now where do you get those stupid quizzes cause i need something to distract me from my research paper

[toastbutteregg]

im in class and i productively gathered my fave quizzes for you instead of listening to my professor ramble about machine learning

How much common sense do you actually have?** (i got 8/11)

Take this vision test and we’ll guess what color your eyes are

These 18 questions will tell you what dog breed you’re compatible with**

Your choice of words will determine what age you belong to

We can guess your soulmate’s name based on these questions about your exes

What nationality are you according to your personality?**

Can we guess where you actually live?

Most Americans can’t score 10/12 on this state geography test. Can you?

Only 1% of people can name these everyday things** (i got 8/18)

Can we guess where you grew up based on your taste in snacks?

Take this test to see how you’ll most likely die**

**my favorites

[carpeted]

picks rihanna just in case

[hydro-homies]

Meet my family: 2 cats and a bottle of red wine.

[stability]

[paninimami]

There’s so much wrong here

[vegetans]

[lunchboxesandchoklitcows]

“sorry for being a gentlemen” i cannot fucking believe

[mongolian-ass-eater]

UPDATE: Im screaming even louder

[theweirdwideweb]

Isn’t it crazy how women are supposed to be in their 20s their whole life.

[hrryok]

when ppl mentioned 1d to you in 2012:

when ppl mention 1d to you now:

[ann-fortunately-deactivated2018]

2018:

[goldboots-matchingheart]

this is what heaven sounds like

[oak23]

Not to sound like a 90s shallow prep, but how you dress can affect your self esteem, and putting energy into wearing things you actively like and projecting an ideal of yourself through fashion instead of seeing clothes as things you have to put on out of obligation helps.

It also can give you a sense of control over your appearance that you otherwise wouldn’t have lmao

[oak23]

I bought a cape because of this

[buttonpoetry]

“The fucks I give about what anyone thinks of my terrifying body are all stored in my belly button. Notice how it is an empty bowl waiting to be filled.”

— Rachel Wiley, "Prime Cuts"

[mermaidbush-deactivated20191129]

i am really going to love harry styles for the rest of my life huh

[micdotcom]

This is why we need to Fight for $15. (via Upworthy)

[macleod]

Remember, raising the minimum wage won’t increase prices, will add an additional 85,000 jobs to the economy, and will help small business’.

[black-geek-supremacy]

But even $15 an hour isn’t enough anymore…..