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Tell your lawyer you like his pajamas

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Turn your sick mom into a vampire

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Show up at theater you used to work at and terrify the audience.

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Wrap your fur-lined cloak around your boyfriend's shoulders as you walk through the cold streets of Paris together

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You just came back from Hell? Eat out your girlfriend who's on her period.

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Did boyfriend.exe stop working? Turn him into a vampire and cut his hands off!

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Reveal all the secrets of your species to the world.

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Move to a country on the other side of an ocean and find yourself a man who looks almost exactly like your late lover and make him turn on you as well.

[terryfphanatics]

Lestat this is bad dating advice.

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It Works. Change My Mind

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Give your father the most luxurious physical care in the world but neglect his every other need

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date ideas: pick your man up and just start fucking flying with him

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Become Human and have sex with a nun.

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Move to a country on the other side of an ocean and find yourself a man who looks almost exactly like your late lover and make him turn on you as well.

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Don't feel appreciated enough by your lover and daughter? Give a depressed maestro the Dark Gift so you have a backup plan for when your daughter tries to kill you!

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Wear a wolf-lined coat to flex on your shitty siblings

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sad? lay naked and half-dead on a fur rug

[underhyll]

Louis: Mon Dieu, quit being so dramatic!

Lestat: *Artfully draped over a velveteen chaise lounge wearing nothing but a deep blue silk robe, he holds a Swarovski crystal glass full of blood in one hand and throws the other over his eyes* I’m not being dramatic.

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Get murdered by your own Daughter because you can't stop acting like a little bitch