i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying
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@lestercake
i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying
just here to ruin your day and tell you that in about two weeks Tik Tok by Kesha is 10 years old
🥜 NO 🥜 NUT 🥜 NOVEMBER 🥜
reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)
there r millions of people who fall under this category what does this mean
generational divides are largely nonsensical
some info on bees and wasps
I’ve been stung by a carpenter bee. They’re usually pretty chill.
And dirt daubers are bros.
It’s true you can pet Bumblebees
dumb
If i ever space out just know that this is what’s on my mind
The further they get the more I trust him
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This is exactly what I expected it to be
rip
#i cant believe oprah just changed math forever and theres nothing we can do about it
I always ugly laugh when this pops back up on my dash
Nothing but respect for my president
@toruhagakuree
I’m both of these people.
pebble: finally… after 6 million long years I have finally washed up on shore. no longer am I a slave to the tides, no long-
me [picking up pebble and chucking it into the ocean]: haha sploosh
my body: blease…. i beg ofyou,,,,, give me vegetal
me, shoveling handfuls of macaroni and cheese into my mouth:
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
oh you eating my ex’s ass? how do my toes taste?
i don’t like this post at all I gotta say
fun fact about the next avengers film being filmed in edinburgh: they’ve blocked off certain areas which is disrupting one specific postal van’s delivery route which is in turn leading to an awkward stand-off at the police station because Marvel Studios might be a billion dollar company but this man really wants to do his job and apparently interfering with the course of the Royal Mail technically counts as treason so they’re at a stalemate
this is the best thing i’ve heard all day
Scotland, everybody.
Who would win in a fight: a billion dollar superhero film franchise at the top of its game or one (1) Scottish mailman.