have you ever *really* seen a bird?

Taylor. 22. I make music very slowly. I like funny memes too. that's pretty much it, we're just Vibing.

[catchymemes]

[fyeahgothicromance]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

IT

[octal-alchemist]

FUCKEN

[y4wnd3r3]

WIMDY

[natalieironside]

[Stomping around the kitchen talking into a landline phone] Oh, look who came crawling back. You nevah call, you nevah write, but now all of a sudden you've got time for your poor, sick mother. What kind of trouble did you get yourself in now? Was it that wizard and his tomes again? Oh, no, I don't wanna hear it. I don't wanna hear about any "unspeakable curse" or any "demon runeblade" or any "infernal demon-knights of Kal'Nurothas" or whatevah. You're just like your fathah.

[natalieironside]

"Ma! Ma, there'sa fuckin DRAGON outsideah the apahtment! MA!"

[mydairpercabeth]

cousin bonding 🥰

[deaddolin]

wsb is so fucking funny actually

[kaijuno]

[toskarin]

in my sickly haze I somehow installed 2 tumblrs

[toskarin]

the tumblr brothers

[toskarin]

so interesting news but after using both for a bit, while they initially seemed the same, it has become clear that the right tumblr app takes place in a timeline where 9/11 did not happen

[spookymanners]

is it better there

[toskarin]

you might think so but you'll never believe what happened on 9/12

[cryptic-and-machiavellian]

luke: *is the lightening thief*

me, who’s known that for literal years:

[chongoblog]

new war crime invented: the guy from cha cha slide saying "800,000,000 hops this time" cursing all who hear into an undending hell of hops

[dokiedo]

Dancing plague of 1518

[incohorace]

(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo

[foulserpent]

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[cursesyourbloodline]

[official-lucifers-child]

[tinymoththing]

[hentaijacker-deactivated2015111]

in court

[thebootydiaries]

judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday

me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush

my lawyer: same

me: same

judge: same

police: same

obama: same

[pissvortex]

[rottingfacade]

[fatehbaz]

the future :(

:(

[bane-of-technology]

[inuzukahana-deactivated20210106]

Blonde hair is so romanticized and sought after and brown hair is considered plain but consider: we’ve actually got eyebrows.

[inuzukahana-deactivated20210106]

[eruphadriel]

[schrodingers-fyke]

SD:LKFM WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY?