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@lilpoundkak
Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like
Well this is a f*ckin CATastrophe..
It would work
Well this about sums things up 😂
ok but the most random fuck you from the harry potter movies was professor flitwick’s completely unexplained radical makeover overnight
Someone nominated him for Queer Eye
Always wondered what that would be like
Nothing wrong with being a dumbass and owning a small cottage
Don’t let anybody tell you that picking wildflowers and having a small stream run through your property isn’t a career
Those fake IG accounts that people make for their favorite characters are always SO FUNNY because you know that there’s no actual way that any of those characters would have the aesthetic ass layouts that tumblr white girls think they would. Steve Rogers wouldn’t have a pastel word pic that says “Miss You Even Though You’re Right Next to Me” he would have like 2 and a half blurry selfies and a pic of a cool bird that he saw that reminded him of Sam. That’s it.
ariana grande may be privileged in her wealth and status but the number of devastations and stressors she has endured in the past year and a half, many of which occurred in quick succession over the past month or so, is enough to strain the resilience of any person and she’s managed to come back again and again and again anyway. so miss me with that dismissive attitude towards her suffering right now and check in again when you understand that her choice to retreat from the absolute venom of the public eye is completely valid. show some compassion for a fellow human.
some of y’all and the media is so disgusting and overwhelmingly sexist it’s ridiculous. justin bieber spent 2-3 years being a massive dick to everyone for no reason, putting people’s lives in danger by speeding down streets, and sleeping with underaged girls. he goes on stage singing “sorry” and crying and all is forgiven. he still sells a ton, still has huge concerts, no one cares. but ariana grande literally has 22 of her fans blown up in front of her and people only gave a fuck for 3 months? she is groped at a FUNERAL and all people can talk about is how short her dress is. she leaves a toxic relationship with a substance abuser and SHE is blamed for his death. y’all really hate women!
“you have a theory about death?”
this is cute as HELL
Same energy
@squigglydigglydoo !!!
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you go, you beautiful person. you fuckin go.
YES FUCK YES
No ok but I actually met him. Several of my colleagues and students were hired to do some assessments for several manmade and natural ponds on his property. He wanted to maintain them with several different fish populations so that kids nearby could fish and have a good time.
While we were working he rode up in his four wheeler with a terrified look on his face. I never thought I would see a former football player on the verge of tears, but boy howdy he nearly was. Several of us stop what we were doing and go over to see what was up.
“I was running the tractor through the field and almost hit a fawn.” He says.
Now, for reference, it’s pretty common to have farmers run over and kill fawns. The defense mechanism of fawns when they are young is to lay down low and not move…which obviously isn’t great for when there’s a tractor. It happens all the time, but it can be pretty bloody. It’s not a pretty sight.
So, thinking that maybe such a gory scene unnerved him and that we may have to dispose of the body, I say “Mr. Brown, is the fawn still alive?”
He says “Yes, I took it to the barn…but I’m afraid the mom won’t take it back because it has human scent on it.”
The myth about “human scent” is a common one, but it’s just that…a myth. But still, this guy was absolutely terrified that this little deer was going to live the first few weeks of its life without a parent. He was distraught.
Luckily my professor/boss was like “Don’t worry Mr. Brown, if you return the fawn relatively close to the spot that you found it, the mother will come back. The human scent thing is just a myth. The fawn will be alright, just be sure to keep the barn quiet so that the fawn doesn’t panic.”
Mr. Brown’s face lit up and he let out a sigh of relief. “Thank God” he said “I was so worried.”
And that’s the story of how I met the sweetest man ever: Mr. Jason Brown.
fyi Jason Brown is still the cutest
I can’t believe this is a real story, but it’s a real story.
Awwww
About me
*finishes wedding vows* don’t forget to like and subscribe
This guy was driving in the desert when he found a dog in the middle of the road. He had no idea that he had just found the most FEARLESS adventure buddy ever — who was even down to jump off a cliff with his dad!
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Bless this amazing little stray.
precious
