Puking American Dreams

[xno-chill-memesx]

[creekfiend]

Hey weather app quick question what does “106% humidity” MEAN

[creekfiend]

Well that’s something crested geckos and I have in common then

[br1se]

[grossish]

A goth dating app called graveyard and instead of liking someone you dig them

[fairycosmos]

im always like hehe im so smart i will avoid shame by never doing anything ever but then i feel ashamed of not living and it turns out i didn't escape any sort of discomfort i just traded it in for a less rewarding kind

[aireemacpherson]

narrows it down

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

incomprehensible enemies:

1. the mind

2. tumble dryer (disappears socks like magic)

[nflstreet]

[shrimpy-in-wonderland]

Some Queenie fo today

[sapphicgardensinmymind]

i’ve never seen a mouse that looks so much like a mouse before

[great-and-small]

She looks like she belongs on the cover of a beloved illustrated children’s book 🥺

[flesh-deactivated20250418]

[sebdoesnothing]

She saw her moment and got glossed up for it

[mangysah]

hey so that happened

[kaijuno]

[damonalbarngirl]

i wish i was a character on a silly tv show so gay people on tumblr dot com would psychoanalyze me for free

[funnytwittertweets]

[cloudstation]

I think indeed dot com should have a comment section

[cloudstation]

"no salary listed hmmm....... 🤔🤔🤔"

"BACHELORS DEGREE TO WORK RETAIL PLEASE SAY SIKE"

"'fast-paced high-energy environment' just say it's toxic"

[sylvrndoodles]

most tired-looking dude ever

[kalofi]

cant believe i’ve never shared arguably the funniest dms i’ve ever gotten in my life