[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

Me in ‘02 when Chip Skylark blessed the world with a bop

[giflounge]

The orbit of Jupiter protects the Earth from asteroids.

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

a silent guardian, a watchful protector

[funnylime]

lol look at mercury go that wild bastard

[chicksallovermedeleted-deactiva]

if rats can hold a cracker they can hold a sword 

[persephinae]

[dadz0ne-deactivated20190608]

[hotsoccergirl1234-remade-blog1]

Probably around 15 times a year ill go into the group chat with my main girls and I’ll go on and on about how I met a guy and they’ll get like super hyped, and usually one will be like “it’s not going to be that picture again is it” and in like “lololol no I wish tho” and I’ll keep it going telling stories about how we met at a screening of Toy Story and that he’s really cute and kind of muscular but not to jacked and they always ask to see a picture of him and I go “hold on let me pull up his Facebook” and in the end I always send a picture of this man, and they’re like “I hate you so much” and don’t talk to me for a while but i will never give up on this joke

[let-me-touch-the-clouds]

what height are u

tall person: oh, uh idk?? like 5'10 or 6'1 i'm not sure ahaha

short person: i am 156.3cm or 5 feet 1.61 inches i measure myself 3 times a week

truest thing I've ever seen

did you just comment on a chat post you soggy fuck nugget

who selling wet hit my DM

i really miss my dad

[capitulouno]

[retrogamingblog]

Custom Legend of Zelda N64 made by AirEffex

[its-me-bexy]

christ they called it X Box One X because the acronym is XBOX

[wereralph]

Y’all i am livid

[obama-biden-memes]

so righttt

[lesbianlinkle-moved]

everyone gives nintendo shit for their console names but what the fuck is xbox one x

[lesbianlinkle-moved]

the next gen microsoft console, XxBoxOnexX

[supersoftly]

xX_XboX_1_Xx

[solarboyaaron]

[anglepoiselamp]

Is that the weather report?

[lord-kitschener]

I hope so

[theweirdwideweb]

[pettycentral]

[memestashhash]

[janestrider]

When someone says something manipulative or passive aggressive to you thinking you won’t catch on to their little game but you fucking do.

[arabwife]

Comfortable silence is one of my favorite things ever