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[thisisntmycat]

[allmonds]

Invite them in

[kiefeon]

theyre vampires

[official-mugi]

so invite them in

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

Citizens of Pawnee

[thelawnwrangler]

This is the absolute best post ever. The citizens of Pawnee are my heroes.

[hauntedmasc]

As exaggerated as this is , I work in Parks and Rec and some of these are not far off.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[farcryfromhere-moved]

Visit Original Link

[leareymauzaize]

Long and awkward

[vladtheunfollower]

cats are only reifying binary notions of indoors/outdoors by repeatedly meowing to get in and then out again

[felinepurrrstory]

[dottiep]

[dragonagegenerator]

improvise. adapt. kill ancient gods

[thevideogameartarchive]

Artwork of Poison, from @CapcomUSA_’s ‘Final Fight CD’ for the Sega Mega CD.

[notobscurevideogames]

Final Fantasy V (Square - Super Famicom - 1992)  

[georgiansuggestion]

read several books on how best to appreciate scenery

[outofcontextarthur]

submitted by fanofsmbx 

[lethalenforcer]

something something Great Gatsby

[lisbethsalander-deactivated2018]

[cwunch]

[botanyshitposts]

i arrive at the gay bar in full butch getup and i look like super hot like trust me and i start buying chocolate milk for the femmes at the bar…..between my striking good looks and my generosity concerning tasteful dairy products i have impressed them greatly and after an hour of chatting I make my move. i reach into my pocket and remove a large, gorgeous lichen affixed to a piece of bark from its protective herbarium packet that I have concealed in my pants pocket. “it’s a symbiotic relationship between a fungus and an algae,” i begin,

[alithographica]

You say shitpost but I swear to god I would pick up the U-haul on our way home from the bar don’t try me

[fakehistory]

FDR describes US isolationist foreign policy, (1933 - 1941)

[notobscurevideogames]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time (Konami - SNES - 1989)