Look Its Godzilla

[fandanglefrogfarts]

Unfair of my job to expect me to show up when I have arts and also crafts to do

[leathernerve]

i miss my wife

[parkchanwoohoo]

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

[anomalocaris-in-da-clurb]

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

[parkchanwoohoo]

Blocking for being funnier than me

[autumnleavesrevisitedd]

there should be an emoji of a guy trying to strangle themself

[anh3-donia]

insane goodwill pickup

[natureell]

[miragefannumber3]

creates a porn sideblog and you look in there and its just pictures of fucked up stairs leading nowhere

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[cerastes]

The job market is ROUGH rough right now. This Slime Girl I know, she's not found a single opening in high level zones as a boss fight, so she decided to settle for midboss, but there's not even midboss openings right now. Her statline is huge, but she had to settle for random encounter... In a beginner area.

We were hanging out yesterday and she kept complaining not just about the humiliation of having to be a beginner area random encounter, but also about how her whole thing just doesn't work against weak opponents: She steals moves from the party and then uses them against them, but she's only stolen dogshit beginner moves as of late, and it's getting to her. She stole [Aimed Shot] from a beginner Archer. [Aimed Shot]. Yeah I sure fucking hope you're aiming if you're using a bow. She also stole [Shield Bash] from a Brawler. Congratulations, you are using the shield as intended. She just up and left when she stole [Heavy Slice]. Didn't even give them loot.

She used to steal moves like [Earthborn Sun] and [Philosophy Of The Scorned], we NEED to do something. Her moveset sucks.

[theehorsepusssy]

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

[sol-el]

THE BEST KIND OF WRITING IS NOT OBVIOUS, IT IS INTENTIONAL BUT NOT OBVIOUS, IT BEGS REREADING, DISSECTING, MULLING OVER. WHY DID THE CHARACTER DO THAT/SAY THAT. BUT IT IS NOT OBVIOUS, NOT AT FIRST. WHEN YOU FINALLY CRACK THE RIDDLE OF WHAT THE AUTHOR WROTE IT FEELS LIKE A VICTORY BUT EVEN THEN YOU ARE STILL WONDERING. THE BEST WRITING IS NOT OBVIOUS; IT IS THOROUGHLY HONEST THROUGH ITS DISHONESTY. AHhhhHH

[dogpuppy]

[bittersweetresilience]

one of my favorite things to do in limited perspective is write sentences about the things someone doesn't do. he doesn't open his eyes. he doesn't reach out. i LOVE sentences like that. if it's describing the narrator, it's a reflection of their desires, something they're holding themselves back from. there's a tension between urge and action. it makes you ask why they wanted or felt compelled to do that, and also why they ultimately didn't. and if it's describing someone else, it tells you about the narrator's expectations. how they perceive that other person or their relationship. what they thought the other person was going to do, or thought the other person should have done, but failed to. negative action sentences are everything.

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[thunderbottle]

they should let me design tshirts

[thunderbottle]

i really struck a chord here didnt i