enjoy being a fat fuck in the golden sun while you still can

Art blog: @corvin-art NO MINORS PLS

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About Me

Hi! You can call me Corvin. He/him or they/them, born in da 90s. I actually love Superman, despite what my URL may imply.

I like writing and art and gardening and taking on 1000 million crafts/DIY projects and going for long walks outside. This blog is like 50-60% Absolute Superman, 25-35% Other Superman Verses, 10% personal posts that I tend to delete, and 5% miscellaneous stuff like furries and BG3. I get overwhelmed by a frequently updating dash, so I tend to not follow back. If we talk even semi-frequently, I consider you a mutual in spirit :)

Misc stuff:

Art-only blog @corvin-art

Ao3: corvuss

Ask for my Discord

Gay married to @sol-el :)

Whump tropes I love:

DEATH AND GRIEF AND DYING

Living weapon

Environmental whump, climate change whump

Lab whump, vivisection, and the like

Family whump! I love seeing parents watch their children suffer and all the guilt that comes with it

Institutional whump in general! Dehumanization is a plus

Psychological/emotional whump - guilt, trauma, suicide, psychological torture

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[bardace]

Shut Up, I Don’t Care

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enjoy being a fat fuck in the golden sun while you still can, superman 🔫

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Endless cycle

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Who wants my picadillo recipe

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Fuck yeah okay here we go

~2 tablespoons of olive oil

Traditionally we make it with a mix of beef and pork. I just do one 12 oz thing of impossible meat because I don't eat real person meat.

1 medium to large onion

2 green peppers

A can of diced tomatoes or fresh tomatoes, either is fine but you want like a large handful basically

Garlic powder (God idk how much just like shake a bunch of it into the pan until everything is covered in a thin layer)

Cumin (like half as much as you use for garlic powder)

Salt and pepper to taste

1-2 tablespoons of tomato paste

1 tablespooon of brown sugar

Like 1/4 cup of red wine vinegar

Like a cup or two of stuffed Spanish olives + their liquid... I really like these things so I add two cups lol

You can also add capers and/or golden raisins, I usually don't because I'm lazy #sloth #thesinofsloth

OKAY SO

Dice up your onion and peppers, then sautee in a deep-ish pan in the oil over medium heat for however long it takes for the onions to get translucent and maybe a little bit of browning

Now throw the tomatoes in there

Chuck the meat in there and brown it with the veggies. At this point, add the salt/pepper/cumin/garlic powder

Now add the tomato paste, brown sugar, red wine vinegar, and olives with about half of the olive juice that is in the jar

Simmer until most of the liquid has evaporated off the top, stirring occasionally, usually about 30 minutes to an hour. You can also do this whole thing in a crock pot to sit for like 4+ hours which I do not do because I'm afraid of those things for some reason and I hate cleaning them #thesinofsloth

You can serve it over white or yellow rice (I like vigo yellow rice personally), with pasta, stuff peppers with it and bake them with cheese over top, or make tacos with it. Today I just discovered it's sooooo good with pineapple salsa. You could honestly prob sub golden raisins for canned pineapple and I bet that would be amazing too. It's pretty versatile :) ENJOYYY

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Who wants my picadillo recipe

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My Absolute Superman jacket!

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The space ship fucked him and he got oregantat

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Absolute Superman (DC Comics) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kal-El/Sol (Absolute DCU) Characters: Kal-El (Absolute DCU), Sol (Absolute DCU) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, (Sol Lives), set around issue 15 after the battle for Smallville, Sex in Space, Alien Sex, Slight humiliation kink, Inflation, Breeding Kink, Feminization, Mechaphilia, Grinding, Multiplicity/Plurality, (implied) - Freeform, Trans Male Character, Cunnilingus, Light Dom/sub, Symbolism, Spaceships Summary:

“Sol,” he hisses. “Any chance I could get some privacy?”

He knows that’s not going to be how things go. He knows it even before Sol says, “Privacy? Is a condemned building in an abandoned part of town not private enough for you, Kal-El?”

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Every day he haunts me

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Every piece of equipment in this room was just blown to smithereens. We can't see anything in there. I can. Give me the clamps. I'll do it myself.

Issue 9 redraw!! And repost because I deleted it before oops

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I'm gonna chew off my own arm I love Kal-El so much

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I always just want Absolute Superman commit like harder. I don't need a cavalcade of absolute counterparts, just tell me the story of how painful it is to be a benevolent god and how that pain just might be worth it to to the world. Like having the man who feels completely alone giving somebody an insanely long list of people across the globe who he needs to know won't be alone without him before he can face a potentially lethal fight is so heartbreaking and powerful. I just need that elaborated upon and sat in and thought about. Let that list be spelled out over the entire fight instead of just two pages. I don't need Absolute Shazam meeting a planet full of Absolute Doomsdays.

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I'll keep you safe.

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Letter to No One / This Terrible, Beautiful Place

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Multiple meanings again here: In addition to the obvious (which is demonstrated more in the body of the fic itself and so I won't recapitulate it here):

1) Kal is essentially saying: They can easily find me, I'm hard to miss with how much I fuck up. They already see me for who I really am and I need them to stop touting me as some kind of savior. I'm a disgrace and a failure and if they'd really look, they'd know (read: I am calling for help, but in a way that is not perceptible.)

2) Kal is also talking about himself here. If he would just let people in. If he would "look up" (e.g. to the sky and space, where he came from) and just acknowledge what happened to him and talked to people and let people in, let them help... he could really change things

Read "Letter to No One" here