I realized
hypothetically speaking, any vampire that was turned in the right time range, no matter how young they looked, would technically be a Baby Boomer
and if you knew this you could use the “Ok Boomer” meme on them
Vampire: “When I said I’d like to have you for dinner I meant YOU’D be the dinner!”
Human: “I knew you were a vampire, LINDA”
Vampire: “how did you?!-that doesn’t matter because you aren’t leaving this room alive!”
Human *whips out Stake*
“Ok, Boomer”













