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shark vs the universe
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Origami Around
will byers stan first human second
Misplaced Lens Cap
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Andulka
Noah Kahan
occasionally subtle
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
KIROKAZE
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Janaina Medeiros
Cosimo Galluzzi
Game of Thrones Daily
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@letmesingyouastory
ooc:
Anyone want to join my group? its just started so it has no members and needs people to pick p the characters! I am also in the process of putting out more characters too, if there isn’t a character on the list you see you can always ask about it in the faq page.
Do you see that young woman over there? Dressed in purple and gold? Her name is Mary Boleyn, the daughter of the ambassador with her sister Anne.
A dress worn by Empress Maria Fyodorovna, wife of Pavel I
❝Dᴏɴ·ᴛ ᴅᴏᴜʙᴛ ᴍʏ ʟᴏʏᴀʟᴛʏ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴍʏ sᴘᴇᴀʀ ɪs sʜᴀʀᴘᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴍʏ ᴛᴏɴɢᴜᴇ.❞
Full-length portraits of French princesses and self-portrait by Adélaïde Labille-Guiard (details).
covers you with a blanket so you and only you can smell your own sulfuric farts
❝I ᴅᴏ sᴀʏ… ᴛʜɪs ᴀɴᴏɴ ɪs ʙᴇɪɴɢ ϙᴜɪᴛᴇ ɢʀᴏss﹗❞
Ask Meme; Bob's Burgers
"Are you drunk enough to be any fun yet?"
"Camera, take the day off. I added ten pounds to myself!"
"Do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads?"
"He’s so handsome, you wanna punch him."
"Hey, Jennifer Slowpez - get out of the way!"
"I don’t need a boy to pay attention to me. I’ll pay attention to myself."
"I hope they’re using protection because I am not taking care of that baby."
"I just wanna slap his beautiful hideous face!"
”______, I need you to drop everything and shave my legs.”
"I was gonna punch you but I’m holding wine."
"If you need me, I’ll be down here on the floor dying."
"I’ll cut through the crowd like a fart through butter."
"I’m compiling a list of people I can mate with to repopulate the Earth."
"I’m no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else."
"I’m sorry I screwed up today. I’m sorry I screw up all the time."
"Is it possible to be in love with twenty-five people at once?"
"I’ve eaten nine birthday cakes, and I still feel empty."
"No is just a yes upside down."
"Oh, it’s okay. I guess I wasn’t meant to have a good life."
"Only strippers shave above the knee."
"Queen Latifah, give me strength!"
"Time for the charm bomb to explode."
"Ugh, my heart just pooped its pants."
"Was it obvious that I don’t care?"
“What kind of bee’s make milk? Boo-bee’s!”
"Which are the lady parts?"
"Your ass is grass and I’m gonna mow it."
"You’re a couple of sluts!"
Dress
Emile Pingat, 1874
The Philadelphia Museum of Art
Beautiful Feathered Tyrant
Small-sword
Dated: circa 1655
Culture: French
Medium: iron
Measurements: 101.4 cm
Provenance: Emperor Charles VI; by whom given to the 1st Duke of Marlborough; Bland from whom bought by George IV, 4th March 1789
This sword was purchased by the future George IV in 1789 to further enhance what was already a substantial collection of historic weapons. In the manuscript catalogue of his Armoury at Carlton House this sword is said to have been given by the Emperor Charles VI (1685-1740) to the first Duke of Marlborough (1650-1722) and its hilt - like that of the so-called Hampden sword and the embossed parade shield - was attributed to Benvenuto Cellini.
While the second of these claims can be set aside on the simple grounds that Cellini made no swords, the supposed provenance, though uncorroborated, is not so implausible; Charles VI did indeed present a sword to the Duke of Marlborough in 1703, but that sword had a hilt set with diamonds.
The iron hilt demonstrates a range of techniques executed to the highest standard. The pommel, with its four-headed tang-button (or finial), shells and quillons, is forged, chiselled and pierced; while the grip, which is made of wood cut with spiralling grooves in two directions, is bound with steel wire and overlaid by a further network of twisted wire.
The precise subject matter of the figurative decoration has not been identified. On one side of the pommel is a scene of soldiers in Roman dress approaching a town, and on the other is a group of captives led before an officer standing in a chariot. The larger scenes on the shells are the same on both sides, one in the opposite direction to the other; they comprise a cavalry combat with a commander in a cartouche, and soldiers presenting captured colours to a commander. The quillons are in the form of satyrs, and the other secondary motifs include serpents, masks and naked, winged children. The blade is probably a near-contemporary replacement.
Source: Copyright © 2015 Royal Collection Trust/Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
the "cute but deadly" squad
Leo, Cancer, Gemini, Scorpio, Aquarius, Aries
Bravoceratops by tuomaskoivurinne
calming starter sentences
"Its okay, I'm here."
"I'm not going to leave you."
"Everything is okay."
"I'm going to protect you."
"I believe in you."
"Hear my heartbeat? Just focus on that."
"You'll be alright, no one can hurt you now."
"You're not going to lose me."
"I love you."
"I'll stay right here, okay?"
"Just breathe."
"I'm okay, you're okay, we're okay."
"You're everything to me."
"I don't care what they think, to me, you are perfect."
"Do you want to talk about it?"
"You don't have to be alone."
by Gretchen Kelly
Zuhair Murad
