about to take on the world [letsbemore]

from Germany but obsessed with the English langauage and its countries :D

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makeup tips from an actual makeup artist

-dont use tape around your eyes -expensive makeup doesnt mean its better -YOUTUBERS HAVE NOT BEEN TO COSMETOLOGY SCHOOL. they are often paid to say things -you cant learn to do makeup from a video. you just need to practice. -you dont need to line your lips if you’re wearing liquid to matte lipstick (dont listen to kylie jenner) -use a foundation your shade. I’m talking to you white girls. stop it. -YOU DONT NEED EXPENSIVE MAKEUP (its not always worth it) -THERE IS NO RIGHT WAY TO DO MAKEUP -the right eyebrows/ eye makeup depends on your eye and face shape. -STOP WATCHING CONTOUR TUTORIALS -NOT EVERYONE HAS THE SAME FACE SHAPE -red eyeshadow can look good -glitter is always a good idea -there is no such thing as day time and night time makeup -heavy makeup is pretty and you look good -WHO CARES IF ITS SMUDGED OR NOT BLENDED? YOU TRIED.

[naihve]

this is important 

[letsbemore-blog]

do you ever just say something and wonder if once someone already said it with the exact same words and everything

[letsbemore-blog]

love has just too many faces to discover them all at once.

me

[letsbemore-blog]

looks almost sort of professional.. jk just found this on my phone by accident

[queerlyquinn-deactivated2025031]

My therapist and I decided that from now on, when I’m thinking something negative about myself, I’m going to imagine that Donald Trump is saying it, because it’s really easy for me to just tell him to fuck off.

Example:

Trump: “Your thighs are fat.” Me: “Fuck you and your fucking wall.”

I think we’re onto something here.

[greystriipe]

me getting married

them: i do me: haha gay

[just-shower-thoughts]

Maybe aliens brought religion to earth 10,000 years ago to combat science so we wouldn’t destroy our planet with technology, the way they did.

[fallinglovewithhersmile]

People ask me everyday , “why do you dress up for school? are you trying to impress people”? But the truth is i’ve stopped trying to impress people. I’ve stopped caring if they like my outfits or  if they have ‘thoughts’ on them. I don’t let their opinions change the way i like to dress because I’m not dressing up for them, i’m dressing up for me. And if i like it then nothing else really matters. :)

[unshrink]

Someone: “You have no talents”

Me:

[gosh]

[funnystories]

Super Market Stuff

So my best friend and I were in a super market and there were a lot of new candles

They all smelled strange so we started to think about names we could give them ‘grandmas toilet cleaning agent’ or sth like this

Whatever I guess we sniffed to much candles because we started laughing very hard and I lay on the floor and my best friend fell into to pasta shelf which made us laugh even more and louder and people were already staring at us Suddenly my brothers best friend stood behind us and from this day he’s thinking that I’m taking drug

I don’t

I just sniff candles with my best friend to burst out in laughter

[funnystories]

Lotion Boy

One time in my chemistry class, while the teacher was talking, this guy asked loudly “Does anyone have any lotion?” The teacher stopped talking as some girl gave him some hand lotion. The guy proceeds to slowly rub the lotion on his face, as the whole class watches him in confusion. The teacher asks him what he’s doing, and he responds with “I’m forgot to moisturize this morning” and puts even more on his face. The teacher asks him to go to the hall to finish his moisturizing because he’s being a distraction, and after about 10 minutes he still hasn’t come back in, so someone opens the door to check and he’s still smearing lotion all over his face. He finally comes back in and hands the girl her lotion, and he’s used up half of it. Now people call him lotion boy.

[funnystories]

funny story

One time in 6th grade we were at recess and while I was running to my friends, I just so happened to kick a HUGE rock (keep in mind, I was wearing flip flops so it hurt like hell) and without thinking, I shouted at the top of my lungs “MOTHERFUCKER!” And with my god awful luck, my math teacher was sitting at the bench righT BESIDE ME. He then took me inside to what I thought was yell at me but he just couldn’t stop laughing and sent me back outside with a literal candy bar. He is still my favorite teacher I’ve ever had.

[funnystories]

funny story!

Okay, so at the end of every year my school holds a huge concert where the teachers & students get to show off their talents and they sing and and dance and stuff. Last year one of the teachers, like every other year, got on stage and started to sing.

As the song was ending, my friend and a few other people started daring each other to shout things really loudly, but of course people were cheering and there was music and everything, so they weren’t heard very easily. But they were getting rather loud, shouting things like “GO, SIR!” and “I LOVE YOU!” and it was getting kinda out of hand.

When all of a sudden, at the EXACT moment my friend shouts “MR. _______, HAVE MY BABIES!!!” (bare in mind, he’s a dude,) the song finishes and everything goes quiet; thus, everyone turned around and just looked at my friend like what the fuck

[thepsychmind]

Relationship tips here