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manda

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

bellamyyoung

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.

I did both…

friendly-pedophile

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

the-funkiest-penguin

You kinky son of a bitch.

toycarousel

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

whyiseveryonefalling-deactivate

itskaleena

i fucking hated those things

allhermysteries

Found the asexual

I feel a lot of rants coming this weekend.. Sorry in advance! I am convinced that my boyfriends sister is incapable of feeling joy. Like she gets off on being in control, whatever loads of people do but she tries to pretend she doesn't and on Thursday nights she refuses to cook. Fine, she shouldn't cook all the time, but when we ask honest questions like do you mind if I use X for dinner tonight or what time do you guys fancy eating? You would swear that I just slapped her in the face. She refused to eat or sit in our company last night because her boyfriend and me asked those questions doing dinner. MYGOD.

I need a break can someone fly me home to Ireland, even for one afternoon?? EurrhhEurrhh

melancholy-introvert

one day you’ll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright

kateordie

Fact: I tried to kill myself when I was 18 and yesterday, at 26, I woke up to this exact thing.

a-pastel-curiosity

This gives me so much hope

fullonliplock

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

youaremynirvana-deactivated2013

same

otigre

*suddenly remembers all of life’s responsibilities on sunday night*

humoristics

Idiotic fail gifs. You can see the rest of the gallery here, I guarantee you that they will make you laugh

shortvideosandstuff

assiest:

you can’t spell thug without hug

Never known a family to 'wear their heart in their saleable' like my boyfriends. One minor diy house improvement incident and BAM there is drama and everyone is on egg shells. Need an excuse to disappear from here where heading to the shops can't be one as they are all closed for labour day. Eurgkfkdn.

#inlaws #personal rant

sadmyballoonflewaway-deactivate

I couldn’t remember the word tumbleweed

lonniiii-deactivated20170829

iamup2n0good

jahlawnknee:

Successful Melanin !! #Blackout

MY FAVORITE BLACKOUT POST!!!!!!!!

styleite

Jada Pinkett Smith’s awesome defense of Willow’s shaved head:

This is a world where women, girls are constantly reminded that they don’t belong to themselves; that their bodies are not their own, nor their power or self determination. I made a promise to endow my little girl with the power to always know that her body, spirit and her mind are HER domain. Willow cut her hair because her beauty, her value, her worth is not measured by the length of her hair. It’s also a statement that claims that even little girls have the RIGHT to own themselves and should not be a slave to even their mother’s deepest insecurities, hopes and desires.