voltron family as roommates
most mornings they watch the news together still in their pjs and messy bedheads, groggily staring at the TV, eating bowls of cereal on the couch
except for Shiro who is a morning bird and exercises at like 4 AM on a daily basis
because he’s always the first to wake he will also sometimes cook breakfast for everybody if hunk doesn’t
they’ve even got aprons to go together with one saying “watch me whip” and the other: “watch me nae nae”
When they go grocery shopping, they usually all go together
[Keith inserts almond milk into cart]
[Lance] ha you love nut milk
[Keith removes almond milk out of cart]
and when they bring back the bags to the apartment, they gather everything
[Allura] THIS. IS. A. ONE. WAY. TRIP. LETS HUSTLE !1!!!1!!1!!
[meanwhile everyone is groaning and struggling to carry all these bags up 3 flights of stairs to get to their apartment]
and ofc the garrison trio + Matt geek out a lot
they’ve all got a thing for star wars. Allura will walk in them having a SW marathon, not understanding their obsession
*chewbaca says something*
[Hunk] that line. That line. Right there. you never forget that line. That was the best written line. Never forget.
they love all video games, but the one thing they don’t understand are dating sims so they buy one to make fun of it
they end up becoming too emotionally invested and root for the underdog of the love triangle rather than their character
[Matt] CONFESS TO HIM THIS IS YOUR CHANCE I’M ROOTING FOR YOU WE’RE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU
[Lance] you know what you may have stabbed my back in the beginning but if thats what it takes to get the happy ending you deserve i will gladly hand you the knife and face my back towards you again
Keith’s usually entering the apartment at the weirdest times
one time he hesitated to bc inside he heard yelling and screaming and picked up words like: “finish what you started” “Don’t do this please I’ll do anything” “I love you but this is too much” “put it down don’t do this for the love of super saiyan goku don’t do this-” “this is what’s best for all of us somebody has to do it” “I’m on my knees I’m begging-”
and when he hears them start shouting, he bursts into the room to see it’s just Pidge finishing a huge chocolate cake with half of them cheering her on and the rest pleading her to stop
another time he found everybody sitting outside the door, having a deep conversation with the pizza delivery guy because they all forgot their keys and were locked out, casually eating pizza as they waited for keith to return and let them in
[pizza guy] “…so yeah i guess the moral of the story is that life is too short to be straight kiddos”
[lance] oh speaking of gay experiences keith’s back
their shoe rack’s also a mess so whenever they go out to take out the trash or get the mail they wear random shoes that seldom ever match
he catches pidge wearing his and hunk’s boots
[matt walks by with the mail in his hands and allura’s heels on his feet] oh welcome back keith
