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marshosaur

“how long has it been?”

neat-deadandlive-things

The creature outside my window that has been building a nest all week finally had a baby!

robogrind

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

billiuspendragon

Okay, fine, I'll say it. I'll speak my mind. Meow meow meow meow meow.

dogpuppy

abalidoth

Guy who has to one-up everything: yeah, well, I had couscouscous for dinner last night

charl0ttan

uhh my two cents are fucking each other

gkettle

It's hashtag make a terrible comic day yay!🧋

molabuddy

the magic growing dinosaur and the housefly (happy make a terrible comic day!)

cheaphalloweencostume

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

messsssmer

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

fireknightqueelign

thy mother

messsssmer

Art thou for fucking real

delinquentbookworm

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.