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mewto-deactivated20240101

i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

nanonstummy

fun fact billboards are literally illegal in São Paulo thanks to the 'lei cidade limpa' aka 'clean city law' and it is THE BEST. here are some before and afters for your perusal

meatswitch-deactivated20231107

this gives me "lizzo yelling 'bitch' between sick flute riffs" vibes

digi-caps

bideogaymes

im kari

tweetsforyourhumor

kranberry-cocoa-queef

pokedext

I’m in an ecology group on fb cause that’s like my favorite science and it’s nothing but this meme lately 😭

bebx

Simu Liu used to model for Stock Images

And I’m just so proud of how far he’s come.

I mean LOOK AT HIM NOW

icanbarelyswim

iguanamouth

yeah alright. alright yeah yeah sure ok yeah alright sure

rhymingteelookatme

#EGGSCELLENT #WHAT SIZE SHELLS DOES THE GATLEGG GUN FIRE #WERE THESE DEVELOPED BY A CRACK TEAM OF R&D?

beartnie

please stop drawing ernie and bert kissing and shit they’re literally preschoolers. it’s creepy and weird.

Buddy I don’t know how to tell you this but:

1. Preschoolers don’t own apartments by themselves

2. Bert has a TWIN BROTHER with a CHILD

3. Take it up with the official German version of the show. They’ve done it way more than I ever have.

kingpinnn

thelingerieaddict-deactivated20

I don’t know music, so I don’t understand what I’m looking at (though I do like it), but I just showed this to my husband, and his jaw hit the floor.

testimonialpictures-deactivated

How she do that

fightcapitalism

She just shat all over every guitar player in the top 40 with a bent guitar that’s not even tuned correctly (and missing its top e string)

fiercepierced-deactivated201602

Oh my goodness. Wow. Ive never seen something so amazing. Who is this woman?

travissmokes-deactivated2015091

Make her a superstar.

alienatedmartian

This gave me shivers.

gwynthemoose

Let this serve as an example that very rarely is there a “correct” way to make music. Traditional fingerings not working for you? Fuck em. Make your own. As long as you’re having fun and producing good sounds, you’re doing it “right”. (YMMV with violins, bagpipes and most wind instruments)